Category: Thirst

Netflix's 'Messiah' Has Turned Jesus Christ Into An Unholy Thirst Trap

Sinful thoughts incoming.

How The Hell Has Idris Elba Not Aged A Day Since 1995?

He drinks from the same cup as Paul Rudd and Keanu Reeves.

No One Is Lusting Over Noah Centineo More Than David Spade

Get someone who looks you the way David Spade looks at Noah Centineo.

We Wanna Bang The New Sonic The Hedgehog, Purely For The Butch Chic Fashun

Gotta be in it to win it.

For A Dollar, Who Would You Have Sex With: Chris Evans Or Paul Rudd?

Be honest.

Anyone Else Have A Raging Hard-On For Danny DeVito Or?

Can't relate. It's Matilda's dad who does it for me. Every time.

The Witcher Has Henry Cavill Naked In A Tub, That's All You Need To Know

As far as I'm concerned, that's Rivia's arse.

Never Forget When Miley Cyrus Tried To Slip Katy Perry Some Surprise Tongue Mid-Concert

So did you like it, Katy?

Star Wars: The Rise Of Skywalker Will Address Your Rey And Kylo Thirst

Reylo fans will get the climax they've been seeking.

Lizzo Knocking Back Frankie Muniz's Thirsty Shot Proves She's 100% That Bitch

Well at least he shot his shot.

Excuse Me, Since When Was Dora The Explorer Here For Your Creepy Thirst?

Never thought we'd see "throbbing" and "hormonal" used to describe Dora the Explorer.

The Live-Action Cats Movie Is Here Just To Serve Your Furry Thirst, Let’s Face It

The filmmakers knew exactly what they were doing.