It’s no secret that the GOAT team love Lizzo, her music and everything she does (well, mostly). But there’s such thing as liking someone too much and Frankie Muniz proved what happens when you combine that with Twitter and an unhealthy amount of thirst.
It began when Agent Cody Banks got himself worked up and decided in his infinite wisdom to send Lizzo a full-on thirst tweet that could cause a flood.
Look, it’s one thing to slide into someone’s DMs but it’s another to go unfiltered horny on main. And that’s not even taking into account the whole wanting Lizzo to make him her purse bit.
Graciously requesting to be someone’s purse is arguably one of the more unique ways of expressing your not-so-secret thirst but doesn’t seem like it’s one of those “former child star” meltdowns.
Okay, he’s had a few health issues that include concussion-related memory issues but when you take into account his lifestyle of race car driving, being a drummer in a rock band and, uh, being a Dancing on the Stars contestant, unashamedly frothing over Lizzo by offering to house her stuff in the form of a subservient inanimate object doesn’t seem that farfetched on the “Frankie Muniz shenanigans” scale.
After catching wind of Frankie’s horny on main moment, she responded in the only way that’s appropriate for a situation like this:
Looks like her twerk skills aren’t the only thing that’s up on legendary.
It’s hard to discern what Frankie Muniz was trying achieve by publicly declaring how horny he is for Lizzo but massive props to the guy for shooting his shot and seeing what happens.
Having said that, we’re pretty certain Lizzo’s been inundated with offers from people offering to be her purse or accessorary so best of luck to Frankie on his endeavour to be a personal handbag.