Category: Thirst

Forget The Famous Chris List, There's A Bunch Of Hot John Daddies You've Been Ignoring

Dear John, you're hot.

There's A Very Disturbing Thirst Arising From Disney's Live-Action Lion King

Oh internet, you've done it again.

Don’t Panic But Seth Rogen Has Completed His Transformation Into Ultimate Daddy

This GQ shoot will have you feeling some type of way.

Jessie J Made Channing Tatum Post A Naked Picture On Instagram Over A Bet And Suddenly I'm On Board With Their Relationship

Well done Jessie.

Secondary Love Interests Are Always Hotter Than The Pretty-Boy Lead, The Thirsty Proof Is Right Here

It's just science.

Would Chris Hemsworth Be A Bottom? The Important Question Raised By One Accidentally-Thottie Video

Hypothetically speaking, of course.

Noah Centineo Starring In A Calvin Klein Underwear Campaign Is Hardcore Thirst Bait That We Are Here For

He is the bait and we are trapped.

A Revised Ranking Of The Hollywood Chrises, For A Post-Pratt 2019

Sorry, Star-Lord.

Which One Of Your Man Crushes Should Go Mega-Blonde Next?

Zac Efron, Ansel Elgort, Chris Messina... then your MCM?

The Year In Crushes: 2018's Thirstiest Moments, From Peter Kavinsky To Those Olympic Figure Skaters Who Totally Weren't Banging

The hottest year on record?

It Turns Out The Trick To Zac Efron Suddenly Becoming Peak Man Hot Is Facial Hair

My body was not ready.