Let us preface this thought experiment by saying that yes, we are aware that the extremely famous, hot and talented Aussie actor Chris Hemsworth is married with kids to Spanish actress Elsa Pataky. As far as we know, he is straight.
However, that does not stop the land of hypotheticals being a fun place to play, and right now people are very much playing with the question: Would Chris Hemsworth be a bottom?
It’s a question that was prompted by footage of Hemsworth feeding a quokka. The close ups on his Instagram are very wholesome, but the wide shot has a potent accidental-thot vibe.
is no one gonna talk about chris hemsworth’s back arch cause 🥵 pic.twitter.com/shP7nbFN3N
— TH3RD 🌴 (@SERGIOTH3RD) March 15, 2019
The arched back crouching position that is making Hemsworth look like a beautifully sculpted masterpiece has stirred up a lot of thirsty conversation on Twitter, and the general consensus is that yes, Chris Hemsworth would be a bottom.
In case you’re not fully across the LGBTQ+ lingo, bottoming refers to being the person who usually ‘receives’ in sex. To be more specific, we are talking about receiving anal.
Chris Hemsworth: pic.twitter.com/TJvrBhkUMp
— CHICHO BÁEZ (@TheStyleGazette) March 17, 2019
Thirsty Gays: “Chris Hemsworth is a top!”
Chris Hemsworth, feeding a quokka: pic.twitter.com/ttGkwgGP68
— The Mutant Menace! ⨂🏳️🌈 (@TheMutantMenace) March 15, 2019
The theory that Chris Hemsworth would be a bottom is just harmless fantasising over a hot celebrity, no better or worse than women thirsting after the same hottie. Fantasy land can transcend a celebrity’s real life sexual orientation, just as it can transcend the laws of probability, physics, and whatever other boundaries your imagination can cross.
And though it is just theory, the evidence is rather compelling.
Chris Hemsworth is a natural bottom. pic.twitter.com/Acz1F3v1yN
— NoAguacaPride (@NoAguacatito) March 16, 2019
The reactions are also priceless.
the king of ASSgard.
— an actual teddy bear. (@cozyboybreaux) March 17, 2019
Christopher Meloni walked so that Chris Hemsworth could run pic.twitter.com/Vzn7m4cEl6
— MARINA’s apartment complex (@bellinibambina) March 16, 2019
At the end of the day, Chris Hemsworth can be whoever you want him to be in your fantasy. So if you want him to be a bottom, it’s your lucky day because this unintentionally-sultry Quokka video is the perfect stimulus.