Peter Dutton Wants To Scan Your Face Before Letting You Watch Porn
Yeah, this isn't going to go wrong at all.
Yeah, this isn't going to go wrong at all.
Surely there are other more important things to worry about.
To fap or not to fap, that is the question.
Keep the filth out of the oceans and in the bedroom.
Will the sexy Transformers fan art be returned, though?
Nothing pure can stay.
Stop it or you and the earth will go blind.
Protesting on the streets and in the sheets.
You'll never hear the term "streaming video" in the same way again.
Totally worth the Pornhub logo you'll have to walk around with.
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