The coronavirus pandemic has caused a lot of people to do some ridiculous things, like raiding supermarkets and hoarding up all the supplies. This has caused problems for level-headed shoppers who just want their weekly carton of eggs with no fuss, only to find that stores have been emptied of them. But if you’re an egg lover like Tom Holland, you simply get around that little problem by *checks notes* panic-buying some chickens.
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After finding absolutely no eggs anywhere (thanks again, coronavirus panic-shoppers), Tom Holland and his cohort were left with an eggy craving that needed to be satisfied but no way of doing it.
Since supermarkets were out of the question, Tom and his cohort decided to take a left-field approach to the problem by skipping the middle man and buying two chickens – named Predator and the Chestnut Ranger – instead.
One has to wonder what sort of conversation went down between Tom Holland and his buddies that saw them go from “I want eggs but there are none since people are buying them up in a coronavirus panic” to “let’s get some chickens because that’s a great source of eggs!”
But hey when life gives you lemons, you sell those and use the profits to buy chickens instead because you actually wanted eggs all along.
Seeing as how the Uncharted movie is delayed indefinitely and everything in Hollywood is under lockdown due to the coronavirus, we’re going to have to make do with Tom Holland panic-buying farm animals and chasing chickens around every morning for the foreseeable future, which is actually a pretty entertaining prospect when you think about it.
I shudder to think what will happen when Tom Holland wants milk, only to find out that the shops are out of it.
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