Category: Gwyneth Paltrow

Buteyko Is The Latest Ridiculous Celebrity Fad That Gwyneth Paltrow Surprisingly Didn't Pioneer

Who would've thought?

Tom Holland Reveals Gwyneth Paltrow Has Actually Forgotten Who He Is Multiple Times

That's awkward...

Not Even Gwyneth Paltrow's Husband Wants To Hang With Her More Than A Few Days A Week

Gooped.

Gwyenth Paltrow Has No Clue Which Marvel Movies She's In And Same, TBH

To be fair, 22 movies over a decade is a lot to keep up with.

Gwyneth Paltrow's Ridiculous New Health Fad Is Making Your Most Basic Veg Super Exxy

It's the new avocado.

Gwyneth Paltrow's Daughter Has Called Her Out For Consent, And We Are Totally Team Apple

Another week, another Gwyneth Paltrow faux pas.

Gwyneth Paltrow Says She 'Didn't Understand' She Couldn't Just Make Things Up For Her Goop Website

Someone's got jade egg on their face.

The Latest Hippie Scam To Make You Feel Bad About Your Vagina Is This 'Exfoliating, Tightening' Jamu Stick

Record-breaking levels of nope.

Gwyneth Paltrow’s Infamous Wellness Company Goop Is Getting A Netflix Series That's Playing In Risky Territory

This is not what we need.

According To Gwyneth Paltrow, Gwyneth Paltrow Is Actually Responsible For Making Yoga Popular

Can you believe?

Somehow, It’s Impossible To Hate The Theatrical Extravagance Of Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop Holiday Gift Guide

Gather ye peasants for we have been granted a peek into how the other half/1% lives.