As you’re no doubt aware, all movies must now be sequels, prequels or parts of larger franchises.
And thus is is not surprise that now Bill S. Preston, Esq. and Ted (Theodore) Logan, the eponymous stars of the Bill And Ted films Excellent Adventure and Bogus Journey have announced that the much rumoured Bill And Ted Face The Music will allegedly open in the US summer of 2020.
And to be fair, if ever there was a time to remind everyone to be excellent to one another, 2019 is it.
Importantly, it’s also a reminder that Keanu Reeves made some sort of pact with the devil to age from fresh faced ingenue into a look that can be summed up as either “alt.rock elder statesman” or “wistful Gen X fap fuel”, while Alex Winter is rocking a look that’s more “tired stepdad” or “that primary school teacher you haven’t seen in years and oh god is that him?” Bless.
Anyway, the point is that there’s going to be a new movie, it’s coming out next year and that the cruel ravages of time come for all of us except Keanu Reeves. Use your finite time on the planet accordingly.