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Some Hipster Filmmaker Decided To Release His Indie Music Documentary On VHS Only

So, anyone actually got a video player?
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Where Would Ratatouille And Groot Be Without The Iron Giant?

A whole lot of today's biggest hits can be traced back to this one flop 1999 classic.
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An Almost Famous Musical Is Coming, Which Defeats The Movie's Entire Point

"I'm intrigued by the mysterious alchemy of music - which I shall now explain via this vocally-challenging ballad!"
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Samuel L Jackson’s Greatest On Screen Death Happened Because He Hated His Stupid Lines So, So Much

Terrible films so often give us magical, magical moments.
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Clueless Accidentally Killed Grunge And Singlehandedly Made Mall Fashion A Thing

Truly, it was the makeover that changed the world.
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Grease Had A Song About Mooning Women And You Never Even Knew It

It's still better than Beauty School Dropout.
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The New Terminator Film Is Purely FanFic And Edward Furlong Proves It

Will no-one think of the feelings of both fans of Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines?
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I Rewatched High Fidelity And Oh God, I Never Realised It Was About An Incel

Can't we have a single beloved movie that doesn't seem horribly creepy in 2019?
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I Re-Read My Twilight Fan-Fiction And It Was An Experience

Stephenie Meyer, eat your heart out.
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Everyone Loves Paul Rudd But Is The World Ready For A Male Ghostbuster?

Look, good on him for having a go.

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