A lot of weird stuff happens in Australia but it’s going to be hard to top this one: a cattle storage facility in Victoria went up in flames, causing 100 cryogenic cylinders of bull jizz to explode and subsequently give birth to the new 30-50 feral hogs meme.
According to ABC News, fire services were called at around 3am to Yarram Herd Service after reports of a blaze and it took 10 fire crews over two hours to fully contain the ungodly combination of flame and bull jizz.
The firefighters didn’t have quite an easy time of it in the struggle against all this bovine spoof as the pressurised cylinders used to store this jizz all exploded due to the heat of the fire, which caused the bull juice inside to “rapidly” expand.
In the words of Country Fire Authority Gippsland commander, Chris Loeschenkohl,”the lids of the cryogenic cylinders were just popping off the top and projectiles were being thrown from the building,” which forced firefighters to go into full “Neo dodging bullets” defensive mode due to an onslaught of bull jizz propelled cannisters and the LPG cylinders on the neighbouring property.
It’s not just the firefighters – and cleaners – you should feel sorry for in this whole saga. It is estimated that each cylinder of bull jizz is worth between $500 to $1,000 (which means a total of $50,000 to $100,000 was lost in the blaze) which is a decent chunk of change, especially for the farmers struggling with Australia’s never ending drought.
But hey, let’s try and look on the bright side, at least we now have an Aussie equivalent of the 30-50 feral hogs meme. Next time someone asks what would hypothetically happen when 100 vats of bull jizz meets fire, we have a definitive answer for them.