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Trump Seriously Considered Using Killer Animals To Protect His Beloved Border

At least he wasn't demanding dragons, we guess?
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'Untitled Goose Game' Has Definitively Proved Video Games Cause Violence, For Geese

It's basically Taxi Driver, only with De Niro replaced by a goose.
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100 Vats Of Bull Jizz Exploding On An Aussie Farm Is The New 30-50 Feral Hogs

That's a whole lotta bull.
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A Man Has Died After Being Swooped By A Magpie Proving The End Of Humanity Is Nigh

They’re getting smarter.
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Samuel L Jackson’s Greatest On Screen Death Happened Because He Hated His Stupid Lines So, So Much

Terrible films so often give us magical, magical moments.
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A Council Has Banished Its Instagram Geese And Already People Are Calling Conspiracy

"Hey, take a *gander* at this story!" - your Dad.
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Australia Hits New Low After Two Bogan Stoners Force A Possum To Smoke Weed

What is going on with all these possum-related incidents in Australia?
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This Octopus Attacking A Vlogger Is Darwinism In Motion

Maybe don't go around eating live octopuses if you don't want them attacking you.
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Is Brisbane About To Be Invaded By Crocodiles?

Look, we always knew this day would come.
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For Harambe's Sake, People, Stop Climbing Into Animal Enclosures At The Zoo

A woman in Arizona was clawed after climbing a fence for a selfie.

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