In a sheer display of Australia and I do emphasise the word “sheer”, a man has slid down a train carriage in Frankston whilst completely naked.
The video was uploaded to Lilydale Line’s Facebook page and has been met with confusion, although a spokesperson for the Metro has understandably condemned the behaviour as “completely unacceptable”.
What liquid was on the floor? Why wasn’t he wearing clothes? Why does he have a mullet in 2019? Ladies and Gentlemen, they are all very good question to which we wonder if these mysteries will solved.
But I guess that this is where we are now as a society.
We’re living in fear of supposedly heavily-oiled men jumping on trains with a mullet and nothing else on.