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How The Hell Do The Rock, Wonder Woman And Deadpool Fit Into A Movie Together?

Three superheroes walk into a bar…

Here’s a question for you: What do Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson, Gal Gadot and Ryan Reynolds all have in common? 

They’re all superheroes. Well, The Rock isn’t technically a superhero but he basically is because have you seen those muscles? He could definitely crush a car between his thighs.

The three actors have another thing besides superpowers in common- the’ve all been cast to star in Netflix’s new action thriller Red Notice

Not much is currently known about the film, but it’s apparently going to follow the global pursuit of the world’s most wanted thief. Sounds cool. But I have another question for you: how the hell do The Rock, Wonder Woman and Deadpool all fit into that plot? 

First of all, there would be no bad guy. The three of them are all certified good guys (Deadpool would resent that statement, but we all know it’s true). Ergo, no one would play the thief. Wonder Woman ain’t stealing anything with her patriotism and lasso of truth, The Rock is too much of a teddy bear and Deadpool would be too preoccupied with staring into the camera and making dark jokes. 

Can’t blame you. Source: Giphy

Also, they would probably all hate each other. Deadpool hates everyone, Wonder Woman would hate Deadpool for his recklessness and The Rock would hate having to babysit them both to stop them ripping each other to pieces. 

Like so. Source: Giphy

I admit, Dwayne, Gal and Ryan being cast in a movie together is a pretty epic line-up. And yes, they do each have experience acting in action movies. They’re also all really talented actors who are definitely not defined by their past major roles.

But in my head they’re still just the guy from Moana/Hercules/Baywatch, a superhero and an anti hero. 

So the question remains: how do The Rock, Wonder Woman and Deadpool fit into a movie together? 

The answer: tbc. 

Vogue's Latest Cover Recognises The True Pop Diva, And It's Not Ariana Grande

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Ariana Grande is a certified q-u-e-e-n. 

Many things have helped her achieve queen status: she’s got a killer voice, a kind disposition and isn’t afraid to speak her mind. 

But above all of those achievements sits one thing that helped Ariana reach the highest level of queendom: she is the proud mum of Toulouse. 

Toulouse is Ari’s pet dog and is a Beagle-Chihuahua mix. Just look at his lil’ face: 

Toulouse isn’t just the the crown jewel of Ariana’s life, he’s the real superstar here. So much so, that he just got his own Vogue cover. Because Vogue is where all the biggest stars in life go to get immortalised and Toulouse is up there with them, obviously. 

Look at him, the poser. He works that camera better than Ariana.

His ears are perfectly in line. The slight slant of his head makes him seem mysterious – what is he thinking? What is he feeling? His eyes say “I see you but I’m also picturing you as a juicy bone.” 

Toulouse was made for the model life and finally he got the recognition he deserves. 

Next up a pop single called ‘No Sticks Left To Throw’. It’s a working title. 

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