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The Mars Curiosity Rover Found A Mysteriously Shiny Object Like A Good Little Magpie

Apparently it's a rock, but I have my own theories.

Everyone’s favourite Mars rover, Curiosity, is reporting some… curious findings back from the surface of the red planet. Namely, a very shiny rock. Evidently, Curiosity is part-magpie, and is attracted to shiny things.

The rover has been busy exploring the Highfield outcrop at Vera Rubin Ridge, which is a unique patch of grey bedrock.

Curiosity has visited the site before, but its controllers wanted to get a closer look at some incredibly smooth and shiny rock that looks like a metallic garbage bag, or, if you want to be generous, a ‘chunk of gold‘.

Is there gold on Mars? Probably not.

Scientists suspect the shiny rock, which for some reason has been given a name (is it now Curiosity’s pet rock?), Little Colonsay, is a meteorite, but we won’t know that for sure until Curiosity does a chemical analysis.

I have a few theories of my own.

  • It’s a metallic garbage bag that was once used as a Halloween costume, not disposed of properly, and floated up into space
  • It’s a normal rock that some alien grew very attached to and chiseled and smoothed it until it became this mysteriously shiny object
  • It’s a piece of the moon.

“Boop bee boop!” – Curiosity, falling to Mars’ surface

It’s not the weirdest thing Curiosity has found since it arrived on Mars in 2012. Gizmodo has summarised some of Curiosity’s best finds, which include a nickel-iron meteorite, a mysterious shard, a piece of plastic wrapper that fell off the rover itself (okay, so that one was anticlimactic), and a suspiciously perfect sphere.

I’m still waiting for Curiosity to find some actual Martians, but I fear I might be waiting a long time. At least we’ll always have Marvin.