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There's A New Robot Angel On Mars Since The Opportunity Rover Is Now Officially Dead

Goodnight, sweet robo-prince, and may flights of Martian orbiters sing thee to thy rest.
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The Mars Curiosity Rover Found A Mysteriously Shiny Object Like A Good Little Magpie

Apparently it's a rock, but I have my own theories.
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The InSight Lander Is Safely On Mars And Would Totally Make For A Heartwarming Adventure Film

Who wouldn't want a delightful movie about a bunch of NASA probes joining forces to find their lost rover pal?
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Mars Is At Its Closest Point To Earth Tonight, So It's Your Best Bet For Martian-Spotting

Say hi to our cold, dusty little friend in the sky!
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Water Has Been Detected Below The Surface Of Mars, Raising The “Cursed Liquids In Existence” Counter Number To Two

Also in news today: the internet is now climbing over each other for a sip of the cursed Mars water.

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