Another day, another influencer. This time a woman has been banned from Tinder, and can come up with only one possible way that this has happened, she’s simply too hot.
Holly Valentine is from Los Angeles, and says she was banned when people assumed that her profile wasn’t real and reported it. Again, because she was too hot.
“I travel a lot so I wanted to date and meet new people when I was travelling and in town, so I bought the most expensive package that they offer that lets you set your location to anywhere,” she said. We’ve finally found the people that actually pay for the expensive Tinder package, but anyway.
“I used clean pictures, did everything I was supposed to, swiped right on a couple people, I got some matches and then started binge watching Game of Thrones. Then after a couple hours I went back on saw a couple previews of messages and then got locked out of the app.”
The messages were supposedly telling her she wasn’t real, which is why she figures that she’d been reported and thus given the boot.
Holly contacted Tinder and Apple asking for her $128 to be refunded – which I’m assuming is American dollars by the way, so she spent about $190 Australian dollars on Tinder. As of yet, she hasn’t gotten it back.
She made sure to let us all know that she’s definitely a real person. “I’m all natural, very fit, blonde, girl next door looking. I do have a nerdy side and I’m not afraid to show it but depending on the wardrobe or make up I can go from looking like an all natural college girl or a bombshell.”
If you’re invested in this story and desperately need more information, then you’re in luck. Holly has announced she’ll be doing an Instagram live, so all her 1.2 million followers can ask her about how hot she is and why Tinder banned her.
Isn’t technology amazing?
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