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Jerk Of The Day: This Guy Who Sent His GF A List Of 'Rules' Then Cheated On Her Anyway

Ring the alarm bells.

According to Merriam-Webster, ‘double standards’ can be defined as “a set of principles that applies differently and usually more rigorously to one group of people or circumstances than to another.” It’s a definition that Twitter user Zoe Scholefield’s ex-boyfriend could use, after he sent her a list of ‘relationship rules’ before cheating on her anyway.

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Schoefield, who lives in the UK, recently tweeted a screenshot of a text conversation between her and her ex-boyfriend which has been liked over 35,000 times, on account of it being beyond batsh*t crazy. 

The list of numbered rules includes demands like, “always send me photos of front and back of what you are wearing so I can approve it,” and to send a “video of room before you sleep to prove no one else is there.”

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Schoefield captioned the post, “funny how my ex sent me stuff like this then has the audacity to cheat on me.” 

Like he said. Credit: Giphy

Twitter users were quick to flock to the comments section of Schoefield’s post to express their shock and concern, and some even shared their personal experiences of being in controlling and toxic relationships.

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One user responded to Schoefield’s tweet, “It’s paranoia. He thinks you’re going to do what he did to you, so he tries to control you. Used to have a mate that did that to his ex,” which was liked over 800 times.

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Interestingly, one of his ‘relationship rules’ was “if you find time to call me or FaceTime me let me know in advance,” which sounds like a clear indication of his shady behaviour behind the scenes. 

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While Schoefield is yet to respond to the comments on her post, it appears that she has successfully managed to get out of this truly horrifying relationship. Amen to that, because this type of behaviour is NOT okay.

If you, or anyone you know is struggling with issues related to domestic abuse, contact Lifeline on 13 11 4 or 1800 RESPECT for support. 

Robert Pattinson Says He Smells Like A Crayon And I Need To Know Which Colour

Another wild yarn from R-Patz.

Robert Pattinson has gained quite a reputation for spinning wild yarns during interviews, but his most recent comments on his body odour have me truly shaken.

In a recent interview with Allure the star of the upcoming The Batman film said, “Lots of people tell me I smell like a crayon.”

The interviewer – understandably bewildered by this statement – then asked, “Like you’re made of wax?”

To which R-Patz responded, “Yes! Like I’m embalmed.”

I have so many questions. What colour crayon does Pattinson smell like? What brand? Is he using lots of crayons? And most importantly, who are these multiple people who are telling him he smells like crayon!? Is that an insult, or a compliment?

It’s not the first time Robert Pattinson’s scent has come up in conversation. Back in 2009, E! News reported that an unidentified source who worked “very closely” with the actor on New Moon said “he stinks.”

“I mean, it’s awful,” the source said. “He never showers, and it drives people on the set crazy.”

“He completely reeks,” an unidentified crew member added. Yikes.

It’s been over a decade since then, so we can only hope Robert Pattinson has swapped his lack of showering for an obsession with crayons. 

Speaking of celebrity scents, celebrity tattoo artist Lauren Winzer dishes on what Post Malone smells like on It’s Been A Big Day For…below:

During his interview with Allure, Pattinson was also asked about being recently named the “most handsome man” in the world according to science.

“It’s weird,” he said. “I never was really up for the good-looking-guy roles, because I’ve always been quite awkward when meeting people.”

“My Harry Potter role was a good-looking guy, and it was a shock that it was quite easy to get. And then in Twilight, [Edward is] beautiful, beautiful, beautiful. When I turned up for the auditions, I had done a job where I’d dyed my hair black, because I had an inch and a half of roots, and I had waxed my body. And then I had a few months where I’d been drinking beer all day, so I had this hairless, chubby body. I looked like a baby with a wig on.”

Hairless, chubby, waxed or smelling like a crayon – we’ll take Robert Pattinson any which way.

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