Coronavirus has been spreading faster than anyone can keep track of, and attempts to quarantine people who have been exposed are coming in all shapes and sizes. Australia has re-opened Christmas Island, America has been using a Californian air base, and for people stuck on cruise ships, the quarantine zone has been all around them.
The Diamond Princess cruise ship is currently in quarantine and docked outside of Japan after fears that coronavirus had gone through the ships. It’s horror movie stuff, the thought of being trapped in a cruise ship full of people that may or may not have a deadly disease.
Not only is it terrifying though, it’s boring as hell. You can’t leave your room in case you run into someone with coronavirus, but that means you’re stuck in a tiny cruise ship room for an indefinite amount of time. So what’s a bored, accidental horror movie extra to do?
Jerk off, apparently.
Coming to the rescue is a Miami based porn website called CamSoda. In a statement, CamSoda vice president Daryn Parker has said that “We like cruises just as much as the next guy, but without activities or human interaction, the boredom must be crippling.”
He continued on, saying that “In an effort to keep their minds off of the coronavirus and to help with the boredom, we’re offering passengers and crews the ability to have fun in a safe and controlled environment with camming.”
Free porn, is what that means.
If you can send your travel documents to CamSoda to prove that you’re on the ship, then you’ll get 1000 free tokens to use on their website to hit up some cam girls. Or, just chat to them for a while, cause after that long trapped on a coronavirus quarantine ship talking to someone out in the real world must be amazing.
It looks like they’re going to be there for a while longer yet, with Japan’s health minister confirming another 39 cases diagnosed on board this morning. Who knows, maybe nine months from now we’ll see a cruise ship related baby boom.
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