It seems like the world has gone crazy with panic over the coronavirus as people have been stocking up toilet paper and supplies like they’re preparing for the apocalypse or something. But it seems like hoarding a year’s worth of toilet paper is just the tip of the iceberg as all this panic has resulted in the birth of an unexpected thing: coronavirus porn.
Speaking of the coronavirus panic, the GOAT team talk about the biggest talking points about the disease on ‘It’s Been A Big Day For…’ below:
Now this isn’t the first time coronavirus and porn have crossed paths as those who were stuck on the Diamond Princess were given all the free adult entertainment they could want in order to alleviate the boredom and pent up stress, but this is the first time in which porn has been created as a result of the disease.
One just has to search up “coronavirus” over at Pornhub and they’ll be inundated with 123 videos (at the time of writing) of hot coronavirus porn action, which includes titillating titles such as *checks notes* “Victim not allowed to leave, gets more than he bargained for” and “TSA AGENT DETAINS WOMAN SUSPECTED OF CORONAVIRUS.”
That last title can legit be coronavirus porn or a actual news article.
For those curious at what this sort of content involves, well it’s pretty much what you expect. There’s people in hazmat suits trying to bone, people in face masks boning, and a bunch of videos with “coronavirus” in the title but have nothing to do with the disease whatsoever. Now as it is with racially-themed porn, there are also a number of racist coronavirus adult videos out there so just be careful.
It’s truly amazing how this whole coronavirus porn thing proves how powerful rule 34 of the internet is. But you know what? We shouldn’t be too surprised though and it’s not because horniness transcends any global health crisis.
The coronavirus outbreak is terrifying thing and sometimes we need a bit of levity and escapism to help the scary truth go down easier. If it means watching videos of people wearing face masks while boning, then so be it.
And hey, there is one final upshot on this sudden growth of coronavirus porn beyond horny panic-induced splooshes: all that toilet paper everyone has been hoarding will come in handy after all.
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