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You’re More Connected To Malcolm Turnbull’s Book Breach Than You Think

The tea is flowing.

Over the weekend, all hell broke loose when Malcolm Turnbull’s new book A Bigger Picture hit shelves – but not before it had been illegally circulated to “millions” of people, resulting in a “massive breach of intellectual property” which has now been referred to the Australian Federal Police.

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Turnbull’s publisher Hardie Grant sent a cease and desist to one of Turnbull’s top aides on Saturday after it became apparent that a digital copy of the former PM’s book had been sent around before it was officially released today. 

“What drew this to our attention was the distribution of the pirated edition from an address from within the PMO, sent to people who reported the illegal edition,” Hardie Grant chief executive Sandy Grant said in a statement.

“Piracy is a problem for bestselling books and our lawyers have taken immediate action to make it clear we intend to take action against the person seemingly distributing A Bigger Picture widely and illegally, as a well as any site sharing the file.”

Hardie Grant claimed the book had been illegally distributed to “millions” of people and a range of politicians admitted to receiving a copy, but many insisted they deleted it immediately. 

According to the ABC, the staffer has since apologised for circulating Turnbull’s book, but the whole thing highlights the broader issue of piracy laws and common breaches of intellectual property. 

Turnbull’s unreleased book may have been doing the rounds in parliament, but so are pirated films and TV shows on torrent websites, not to mention all the leaked music that seems to sneak its way onto social media. Let’s be honest – we all used LimeWire once or twice in the ‘00s before it gave our computers a virus. 

All the drama surrounding the release of A Bigger Picture was almost enough to overshadow the contents of the book itself, but it contained just as much piping hot tea. Since the release of his memoir there has been a call to ban Malcolm Turnbull from the Liberal party for life, after extracts from the book state the former PM did not believe the Morrison-led coalition deserved to win the 2019 election.

Yikes.

Excuse me while I go make a cup of tea and get stuck into some non-pirated reading. 

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How A Joke About Committing Crime For Content Birthed Your Next Fave Podcast

“It has destroyed our credibility...not that we had any to begin with."

Sometimes the best ideas come from the craziest places – particularly when you’re stuck in COVID-induced isolation and have a lot of time on your hands. Just ask OG Chaser Charles Firth, who just launched the new podcast The Chaser Report, a half-hour topical comedy current affairs show focused on how to survive the lockdown – particularly through the consumption of alcohol.

On the most recent ep of It’s Been A Big Day For, Firth explained where the idea for The Chaser Report came from. “It’s interesting, Nova approached us to do a podcast at the beginning of the year, and what we wanted to do was actually a true crime podcast,” he said. “They are the thing to do.” LISTEN BELOW:

Firth joked the whole idea was for one of the Chasers to commit a murder so they could create a podcast about it. “We didn’t know any unsolved crimes – but this way, you’d know the beginning, middle and end, you’d know the motive, all the characters.”

“Then the pandemic happened, and the only thing anyone is listening to is COVID-related.”

While Firth acknowledged that there has been “13 trillion” podcasts that have launched since the global pandemic, “there is a gap in the market for current affairs programs that you know you can’t trust.”

Instead of pointing out all the fake news floating around the Internet right now, Firth insists The Chaser Report leans into the bullshit and takes a big whiff. “We’ve actually been burning down 5G towers,” he joked.

“It has destroyed our credibility a little – not that we had any to begin with,” Firth said of the podcast. 

When it comes to surviving the tight government restrictions and rules around social distancing, Firth admits it’s not been easy.

“I’ve been drinking so much more than usual,” Firth admitted. “We’re not working from home, we’re surviving a pandemic while trying to work from home.”

“You have to laugh, or otherwise you’d just sob,” he said. As for taking care of your mental – and physical – health while in isolation, Firth’s tip is to “pour all the kombucha out, and pour in vodka.” 

You can listen to The Chaser Report on all your favourite podcasts platforms right now. 

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Straight-Up Savage Princess Anne Wishes Young Royals Would Calm The Fk Down

"Please do not reinvent that particular wheel."

If you thought our beloved Queen Elizabeth had a sassy side, wait until you get familiar with her daughter, Princess Anne – who recently threw a little shade at the young royals during an interview with Vanity Fair.

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Speaking about her royal duties and charity work – which still continues today – Anne said, “It’s not just about, ‘Can I get a tick in the box for doing this?’ No, it’s about serving…It comes from an example from both my parents’ way of working and where they saw their role being.”

“I mean, my father served. It was a more direct form of service, I suppose you could argue. And the queen’s has been a lifelong service in a slightly different way, but they both have that perspective of service which is about working with people,” she explained.

When it comes to the younger generation of royals, Anne described herself as “the boring old fuddy-duddy at the back saying, ‘Don’t forget the basics.’”

“I don’t think this younger generation [of royals] probably understands what I was doing in the past and it’s often true, isn’t it? You don’t necessarily look at the previous generation and say, ‘Oh, you did that?’ Or, ‘You went there?’”

“Nowadays, they’re much more looking for, ‘Oh let’s do it a new way.’ And I’m already at the stage, ‘Please do not reinvent that particular wheel. We’ve been there, done that. Some of these things don’t work. You may need to go back to basics.’”

While Princess Anne doesn’t specify what sort of wheel-reinventing she’s talking about, her comments come just three months after Harry and Meghan’s Megxit from royal duties. 

Since stepping down from royal life, the former Duke and Duchess of Sussex have moved to the States and recently launched a new charity, Archewell, named after their son. Markle has also reportedly expressed interest in doing voice-over work for Disney. Get all the Megxit details below:

Being such a stickler for royal protocol, there’s no way Princess Anne would ever share her honest thoughts on Megxit, but reading between lines – there is clearly a little tea that needs to be spilled.

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