I never thought I would ever write a sentence containing the words “demon sperm,” “Donald Trump,” and “Trump Jr,” let alone an entire story about how those three things intertwine like some unholy trinity, yet here we are.
Best buckle up because while we’ve had some wild Trump COVID-19 stories before, this one somehow manages to lower the bar even further.
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So this whole “demon sperm” saga began when Trump shared a video of a Dr. Stella Immanuel speaking at a COVID-19 misinformation rally to Facebook and YouTube, where it proceeded to go stupidly viral.
Now for context, Dr. Stella Immanuel is someone who claims that hydroxychloroquine can cure COVID-19 (it doesn’t) and face masks are not needed (they are, more than ever actually). So in short, she’s a lab coat-wearing quack masquerading as a doctor, which makes her the perfect type of “medical professional” for Trump to follow in his ongoing journey to completely botch the United States’ response to the COVID-19 pandemic.
Anyway, so this video shared by Trump was eventually taken down by Facebook and YouTube for spreading COVID-19 misinformation. Trump Jr, who we all know isn’t the sharpest tool in that shed, decided to also share the same video on Twitter, only for it to be promptly taken down as well and his account temporarily frozen.
So how exactly does “demon sperm” fit into this Trump story so far? Well The Daily Beast looked into this Dr. Stella Immanuel and discovered that this Trump-endorsed “doctor” is a religious minister who harbours some, uh, unsavoury thoughts about COVID-19 and women’s health that involves a worrying amount of demon sex, sperm, and alien DNA.
Aside from subscribing to the false belief that hydroxychloroquine can cure COVID-19, Immanuel’s belief system sounds like something taken out of a cooked H. R. Giger alien universe. Here’s just some of what she honestly believes in:
- Alien DNA is used in medical treatments.
- The government is run by reptilians, who are also splicing the aforementioned alien DNA into vaccines.
- Ailments like fibroids and ovarian cysts are due to “demonic sperm after demon dream sex.”
- Jesus will destroy Facebook and Mark Zuckerberg if they don’t reinstate all her videos that were taken down.
So yeah, it’s because of this Immanuel quack that “demon sperm” is trending and why it’s now associated with the big orange baby. It also doesn’t help that Trump doubled down on his endorsement of this “demon sperm” doctor after being questioned about it.
Read the entire piece on this quack of a “doctor” from The Daily Beast, it’s a wild ride from start to finish.
Of all the things that has gone on in 2020 so far, who would’ve thought that Trump and “demon sperm” would be associated with one another in such an unsavoury, dangerous manner? Rather than focusing on properly addressing the COVID-19 pandemic, we instead get jizz from the offspring of Satan.
And even then they missed out on a trick because “demon semen” sounds a lot better than “demon sperm.”
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