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Where The Bloody Hell In Australia Is Johnny Depp's Severed Fingertip?

Messy is an understatement.

Just when you think we’ve hit an unprecedented level of ridiculousness in the whole Johnny Depp vs Amber Heard trial drama, somehow the pair continue to one-up themselves because the latest revelation to come out of this messy battle is that the actor got his fingertip severed during a massive row and it’s lying around in a house in Australia somewhere.

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We know from Johnny Depp’s previous testimonies during the trial that his fingertip was indeed severed during a violent row with ex-wife Amber Heard, but new details from the actor’s former estate manager Ben King (via Deadline) revealed that the incident occurred when the former couple were staying in Australia and he was called in for a quick post-fight clean-up operation.

According to Deadline, King testified in support of Depp and alleged that after a violent altercation in which Heard allegedly threw a vodka bottle at the actor and sliced the top of his middle finger off. Heard disputes this claim and alleges the actor hurt himself when he smashed a phone into a wall though King doesn’t recall

When asked if he was tasked with finding his pal’s missing fingertip, King danced around it for a bit before admitting that he indeed was tasked with the grisly chore, saying “It was mentioned that it may be somewhere and when I was clearing up I found it.”

King says Depp’s missing fingertip was found near the house’s bar area with a trail of blood spots leading upstairs to a bedroom.

Messy doesn’t even begin to describe this whole Johnny Depp and Amber Heard trial, but we just have one question about this incredibly weird incident: where in Australia is the fingertip now?

Did King flush it down the toilet? Throw it in the bin? Hid it somewhere in that house in Australia? Buried it in the backyard? Or did he hand it to doctors in a bag of ice when they tended to Depp at the hospital? It’s perhaps something we’ll never know, like what happened to Depp’s many millions.

The trial is still ongoing at the time of writing and based on what’s been revealed so far, we’re in for the most bizarre and horrendous celebrity ride that’s occurred in quite some time.

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Never Forget Angelina Jolie Hiring A Hitman And Putting Out A Hit On Herself

No, this is not DLC for the Hitman game.

It’s no secret that Angelina Jolie went through quite a wild period early on in her life. But amidst the brother-kissing moments and the excessive displays of PDA with ex-husband Billy Bob Thornton, arguably the wildest story from Angelina Jolie’s early life has to be the time she hired a hitman to kill her as part of a suicide attempt while suffering from a bout of depression.

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Chatting to IMDB (via The Herald Scotland) back in 2001, Angelina Jolie revealed that she was struggling with depression during a “rather bleak” time in her early life and had even considered suicide.

But the wildest twist in this Angelina Jolie story is that rather than do it herself, she opted to hire a hitman to kill her because it would’ve made it an easier burden for her family to handle.

”With suicide comes all the guilt of people around you thinking they could have done something. With somebody being murdered, nobody takes some kind of guilty responsibility.”

She ended up finding a hitman, but then we get a final plot twist that’ll tug on your heartstrings.

After getting in contact with a hitman, Angelina Jolie says they “very sweetly” spoke to her and calmly talked her out of this cooked murder/suicide scheme by convincing her to wait a month first. This turned out to be a huge move that changed the course of Angelina’s life because “things changed” over that month and she was “surviving again.”

Who would’ve thought a hitman would be so empathetic to a young woman offering them money for a simple job? Or maybe the hitman thought that killing a famous celebrity would draw way too much attention their way and opted out.

There are two conclusions to draw from this wild story: this incident probably explains why Angelina Jolie ended up playing some pretty complex assassins who are more than just mindless killers, and she is clearly a frightening person who knows “people” given how she is somehow able to get paid killers on call to do her bidding.

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Machine Gun Kelly Is Very Into Megan Fox, Especially Her 'Beautiful Feet'

In the words of his BFF Pete Davidson: "my man likes feet."

The early stages of a relationship is always the most exciting and based on what we’ve seen so far of Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox, they’ve clearly found their feet and are firmly stuck in the honeymoon phase as newly-minted boyfriend and girlfriend.

In fact, Machine Gun Kelly is so smitten with his new girlfriend that he has no qualms about letting everyone know just how into her he is, especially her “beautiful feet.”

Speaking of Megan Fox (but not about her feet), the GOAT team talk about how we all owe her an apology on ‘It’s Been A Big Day For…’ below:

During a Teen Vogue video in which he’s asked to react to the YouTube comments on his music videos, Machine Gun Kelly speaks warmly about his many vids until his collaboration with Megan Fox for ‘Bloody Valentine’ comes up.

After the scene in the ‘Bloody Valentine’ where Megan Fox steps on her boyfriend’s face is shown, Machine Gun Kelly goes off on a slightly unexpected tangent where he gushes about her feet and a little background into what went on when they filmed the scene.

“It’s no secret. I think feet are beautiful. And I think Megan has the most beautiful feet that exist.

“I was like, ‘Megan, you already know what I’m about to ask you. ‘And she was like, ‘Yeah, I literally got a pedicure just ’cause I knew you were gonna ask me that.’ So I was like, ‘All right. Well, plop it on.'”

His comments about his girlfriend’s “beautiful feet” come up at around the 12 minute mark.

Unsurprisingly, Machine Gun Kelly deems the music video for ‘Bloody Valentine’ to be his “favourite” yet for “other more personal reasons,” which is about as unsubtle as he can be in talking about how much he enjoyed working with Megan Fox and getting her to literally step on him.

Absolutely nothing against those who love feet or any other body part in particular. It’s just that Machine Gun Kelly’s admiration of Megan Fox’s feet caught us by surprise a bit since we didn’t expect anything of the sort in a video that’s meant to be reacting to YouTube comments. He certainly doesn’t need to apologise or feel embarrassed for loving Megan Fox and her feet though (unlike the rest of Hollywood).

The bottom line is that it seems like things are going well between Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox if he’s comfortable telling people all the things he loves about her so here’s to nothing but good vibes for the couple.

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