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We Finally Know What Post Malone Smells Like

Case, closed.

Since bursting onto the music scene around 2015, Austin Post AKA Post Malone has gained a loyal fanbase into the thousands – but there has been one characteristic of the rapper turned singer that has always been shrouded in mystery. His smell.

It all started in 2018 when fans kept requesting Post Malone appear in an episode of the Netflix series Queer Eye. Fab Five member Karamo Brown asked his Twitter followers “Lol why does everyone want Post Malone to be on the show? Did he request it?”

…And Posty responded, “No, they just think I’m ugly and smell lol.” This sent social media into an absolute tailspin trying to figure out Malone’s true perfume. 

The good news is, we finally closed the case on Post Malone’s fragrance. In the most recent episode of It’s Been A Big Day For… we spoke to celebrity tattoo artist Lauren Winzer about tattoos, taboos and the scents of her famous clients. Listen to the episode below:

Winzer has inked everyone from Miley Cyrus to Joe Jonas and has even lent her artistic skills to the skin of Post Malone himself, which means she’s spent a fair amount of time up close and personal with the rapper. 

“He smells great, he smells fine – he smells completely normal. He just looks like he just got out of bed,” she confirms. 

“I’ll tell you what…he actually gave me bronchitis and smelled like cigarettes because he smokes so many cigarettes,” she explained. “He got really obsessed with ‘smoko’ and was like ‘let’s go on smoko’ every 15 minutes, and I was like ‘okay!’”

During our chat with Winzer, she also revealed what Miley Cyrus’ new boyfriend Cody Simpson smells like. “He smells basic,” she explained, likening the scent to Lynx Africa. 

Another one of Winzer’s clients is Game of Thrones actress Sophie Turner, who apparently smells like “florals,” perhaps a Tuberose and Sandalwood fragrance. 

In our interview with Winzer, she also revealed that out of all Hollywood, she’d love to take Adam Sandler’s tattoo virginity. 

She also spoke about tattoo copyright issues, hitting the ‘Do Not Disturb’ button on social media, Toni Colette’s tramp stamp and her collab with phone case brand Tech21

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Robert Pattinson Says He Smells Like A Crayon And I Need To Know Which Colour

Another wild yarn from R-Patz.

Robert Pattinson has gained quite a reputation for spinning wild yarns during interviews, but his most recent comments on his body odour have me truly shaken.

In a recent interview with Allure the star of the upcoming The Batman film said, “Lots of people tell me I smell like a crayon.”

The interviewer – understandably bewildered by this statement – then asked, “Like you’re made of wax?”

To which R-Patz responded, “Yes! Like I’m embalmed.”

I have so many questions. What colour crayon does Pattinson smell like? What brand? Is he using lots of crayons? And most importantly, who are these multiple people who are telling him he smells like crayon!? Is that an insult, or a compliment?

It’s not the first time Robert Pattinson’s scent has come up in conversation. Back in 2009, E! News reported that an unidentified source who worked “very closely” with the actor on New Moon said “he stinks.”

“I mean, it’s awful,” the source said. “He never showers, and it drives people on the set crazy.”

“He completely reeks,” an unidentified crew member added. Yikes.

It’s been over a decade since then, so we can only hope Robert Pattinson has swapped his lack of showering for an obsession with crayons. 

Speaking of celebrity scents, celebrity tattoo artist Lauren Winzer dishes on what Post Malone smells like on It’s Been A Big Day For…below:

During his interview with Allure, Pattinson was also asked about being recently named the “most handsome man” in the world according to science.

“It’s weird,” he said. “I never was really up for the good-looking-guy roles, because I’ve always been quite awkward when meeting people.”

“My Harry Potter role was a good-looking guy, and it was a shock that it was quite easy to get. And then in Twilight, [Edward is] beautiful, beautiful, beautiful. When I turned up for the auditions, I had done a job where I’d dyed my hair black, because I had an inch and a half of roots, and I had waxed my body. And then I had a few months where I’d been drinking beer all day, so I had this hairless, chubby body. I looked like a baby with a wig on.”

Hairless, chubby, waxed or smelling like a crayon – we’ll take Robert Pattinson any which way.

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