Sometimes it’s just not satisfying enough to let someone know that you don’t like them. Sometimes you find yourself in a situation where you can’t tell someone to go and shove it. Sometimes you just want to anonymously send someone something awful through the mail. No matter what category you find yourself in, I’m here to help.
Here is a list of things you can anonymously post to someone who’s been driving you insane.
The obvious first choice. Annoying and impossible to get rid of, shipyourenemiesglitter.com is here for all your glitter related needs. As a bonus they’ll also send people a bang of dirt or spring loaded penis confetti. So many options.
Is this a threat? This feels like a threat. Either way, you can write a nice message or just leave an ominous picture on a brick and post it to whoever you want.
A Middle Finger
Want to post your mate a blank piece of paper with a picture of someone giving the middle finger? Done.
I mean, it was only a matter of time I guess. According to their website, you’ll be provided with “high quality, farm raised and eco-friendly, hand-picked animal poop.” Who could ask for anything more?
It sends one hell of a message, doesn’t it? Send your ex the thorny parts of a rose and some dead flowers, just in case they didn’t already know how you felt about them. Even if you send this one anonymously, I think it will be pretty obvious who it came from tbh.
Send someone a beautiful smelling candle, cause you’re such a good person. Until it burns through the top layer of wax and starts letting off an absolutely rank stench. Vanilla to dirty fart, anyone?
Ship your mate a box full of packing peanuts. That’s it. They get nothing.
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