2007 Me Is Not OK With The Veronicas' Spot On The Good Things Lineup

Personally insulted.

Where were you the first time you heard the timeless banger ‘Untouched’? How many radio plays did it take before you were screaming ALALALALA with your pals in the school yard? You can imagine my righteous indignation when I saw the Good Things line-up had these pillars of Aussie pop relegated to the same rank as Coheed and Cambria. Like, they’re good, but they’re not icons of an era good.

Depending on what stage of life you were at in 2007, The Veronicas were probably a little saucy to be singing along to in public. Speaking for myself, I was a tiny baby who had no clue that ‘feeling so untouched’ and ‘needing someone so much’ had a vaguely sexual implication. But the rebellious, punk-ish lyrics of Hook Me Up (and, of course, the emo aesthetic of the music video) were a formative influence on Aussie teenagers.

The Origliasso twins have made some history-making contributions to the Australian gothic over the decade and a half they’ve been around, but be honest for a sec – do you actually know what they’ve been doing for the last few years?

They’ve never replicated their Noughties commercial success, but they have released a self-titled album and a bunch of singles since their split with Warner Bros and resigning with Sony. Jess’ on-again-off-again relationship with Ruby Rose was probably the only headline you’ve seen about the Veronicas since 2009, but recently they’ve been performing at a number of music festivals and have even said they’ll be doing an MTV reality show in the future.

It’s probably a little dumb to be so judgey about Good Things’ graphic design – after all, it’s not like these things are produced based on nostalgia. A Day To Remember and Simple Plan are both international artists, while Parkway Drive and Violent Soho are a little more prominent currently than The Veronicas are.

But even the lineup itself has been seriously divisive on social media. Folks are either super pumped, or absolutely devastated. Twitter user Jack Lawless probably summed it up best, commenting: “The good things lineup is conflicting me; the good is REALLY good but the bad, of which there are more, is REEEEEEEEEALLY bad.”

It’s basically the dream lineup for a mid-Noughties emo kid, which is probably the exact vibe that the organisers were going for.

The Veronicas mightn’t be front and center, but at least they’ll be there. And you can bet your life I’ll be down there in the moshpit wearing an unhealthy amount of black eyeliner.

Lizzo's Ass-Centric Performance At The VMAs Is Body Positivity We Can All Aspire To

The juice has been spilled.

There’s only one woman in modern pop who could jump out on stage at the VMAs in front of a giant inflatable butt, with a troupe of twerking backup dancers, and make it the classiest performance of the night – it’s Lizzo.

She’s got BDE through the roof, and her confidence is enviable. Lizzo never submits to the pressure to cover up her body because it’s not the skinny norm of the popstar princess genre – instead, she confronts the haters by preaching her juice to the whole world.

The singer/rapper/flautist/queen-of-good-vibes also ain’t here for people who criticise her for flaunting her body – and that includes ladies who try to call her out for being attention-seeking, or shame her for ‘promoting obesity’ (eyeroll). Let’s be real, they’re probably just jealous of her for doing the things that they won’t.

Lizzo puts the whole package on display. On social media, she’s always making a clear statement that cellulite and body rolls are no less attractive that boobs or butts. Hell, her Insta handle is ‘Lizzo be eating’ for crying out loud. She’s keeping it real, and people are adoring her for it.

Above all, her empowering public figure and performances have the potential to make genuine progress in the music industry. Female bodies are still policed by producers, record labels, and society at large, and go from being censored one moment to exploited the next. This goes double for black bodies.

Even when artists produce songs and videos that supposedly promote body positivity, their blatant messaging and sole focus on a person’s physical appearance doesn’t actually change anything for the better.

That’s what makes Lizzo so different – she’s just doing her own thing, and it always comes from the heart. Sure, she sings about being a “thick bitch who needs tempo,” but the themes of her songs are more about self-care, self-worth, and self-acceptance than crying out to the world to love her fat. And it’s those deeply personal messages that have struck a chord with her audience.

So Lizzo, if you’re reading this, keep on doing you and we’ll keep cheering you on – especially if ‘doing you’ looks like that incredible VMAs performance. Because we could all do with more ass-positive content in our lives.

BTS Taking Time Off Work To “Recharge” Is The Ultimate Mood

‘Due to personal reasons I will be taking a nap’ – Suga, probably.

It’s official: the BTS hiatus has begun. Fans of the uber-successful K-pop boyband have flooded the internet with messages of support after the group’s management, Big Hit Entertainment, tweeted out the bittersweet news. Mandatory fun is the justification for the vacation, as the boys have virtually worked themselves to death since before their debut.

Look, I know the ARMY (collective noun for BTS diehards, for the uninitiated) get enough hate as it is, but I think y’all could’ve chosen a better hashtag. #RestWellBTS clearly confused a decent number of people, since “#RestWellBTS died” is a suggested search on Twitter. They’ll only be gone for two months folks, not forever.

ARMY: This year, I lost my dear idols RM, Jungkook, Jimin, V, Suga, J-Hope, and Jin.
BTS: Quit telling everyone we’re dead!
ARMY: Sometimes, I can still hear their voices.

Half of the band have been recording and performing full time since before they were 20 years old, so they’ve barely had any time to live as ‘normal’ young people – i.e. people who can nip into the local pub without an entourage of a thousand screaming tweens. In their YouTube Original documentary series Burn The Stage, RM lamented the missing years of “meeting friends” and “enjoying nature and walking around”, saying “I didn’t have enough time to live as Kim Namjoon.”

The physical exhaustion of touring the world and jumping around a stage for hours every night has clearly taken a toll on the members, too, making the break long overdue. Their fans have been pleading with them to slow down for over a year, ever since Burn The Stage exposed the reality of their lives on the road, showing Jungkook collapsing after a performance in Chile.

Pushing the talent too far is a common problem in the K-pop scene, with performers being forced to suffer through chronic health issues to fulfill the demands of their contracts, in exchange for a shot at fame. That’s one reason why the announcement of the BTS hiatus is so important – as the most popular K-pop group in the world, they have a lot of influence.

Though the ARMY are relentless in their love for the band, sometimes at the cost of the members’ privacy and safety, the majority seem nothing but relieved to see their beloved boys get the rest they deserve. Big Hit made an unambiguous request for any fans who stumble upon their idols to respect their personal space, and many have promised to defend the sanctity of the vacation against stalkers. To be fair this is only day one, so who knows what kind of chaos might ensure in the following content-free weeks.

BTS and their management have set a precedent for giving the world’s biggest and busiest K-pop stars a decent holiday, at last! We should all be embracing that liberating philosophy. Thanks to BTS, I will now be using this rationale to get out of any and all social responsibilities. No Aunt Carol, I can’t babysit your grandchildren next week, for I am on “an official and extended period of rest and relaxation”.

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