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Literally Just The Most Useless Rich People Home Décor

Just...why?

Remember when people made a fuss over Kim Kardashian’s stupid rich person sink that was basically a bench top with a small groove? Yeah, we had a few laughs that day and gained a greater appreciation of our regular people sinks.

As it turns out, that dumb kitchen sink was just the tip of a useless rich people home décor iceberg.

With all the stacks of dosh rich people have lying around, it seems like they’ve abandoned all notions of common sense when it comes to
home décor. It’s almost enough to make me want to remain as a plebby person with a regular salary. Almost.

I mean, who in their right mind would pay several hundred – and in several cases thousands – of dollars for pointless things like:

This $7,363.12 Driftwood Screen

It’s literally a pile of sticks.

Firewood or screen? You decide.

This $57,000 Meneghini La Cambusa Fridge

It looks like an excessively large wardrobe and costs more than an entire regular person kitchen. You could buy literally 57 fridges for the price of one of these.

Can’t even put my clothes in this.

An $8,200 Toto Neorest toilet

All a toilet needs to do is be clean and flush properly, and a $300 toilet does the exact same job as this $8,200 one.

A throne worthy of a rich person. Ugh.

A $60,000 Semi Rezzonico Murano Glass Chandelier

I’m happy with my regular lightbulb, thanks.

Costs more than my HECS debt.

A $1,000 Mosaique AU 24 Platinum Change Tray

Everyone already has a change tray – it’s called a wallet and it sure as hell doesn’t cost a grand.

More expensive than all the money it’ll ever hold.