When you’re in Canada and you’re underage but want to get your hands on some (legal) weed, the usual route is to get a convincing fake ID and hope for the best. What you don’t do is make a fake ID of the character of Thor, complete with Chris Hemsworth‘s face as the photo.
Well that’s exactly what one genius/idiot did.
Twitter user @cottoncandaddy shared a photo of a legit fake ID of Marvel’s seductive Lord God of Thunder that their sister, who works for an online weed dispensary, got and, well, just look at it.
Completely disregarding the fact that the genius/idiot who made this went with one of the most recognisable faces on the planet, we have a bunch of questions about this ID.
Firstly, what is up with the photo? If you’re going to use a photo of Chris Hemsworth, at least use one of him looking at the camera and not one of him staring off in some random direction.
Secondly, “69 Big Hammer Ln” is obviously a fake address thought up by some 14-year-old kid. At least use a semi-legit address, dumbarse.
Thirdly, the height and weight stats are completely out of wack. Thor is a big guy but no one in their right mind is going to think that he is 205cm and 68kg. Those are the stats for Slender Man, not a Norse god.
And lastly, even if the person used a convincing photo of Chris/Thor and had the correct physical stats and address, the ID is expired. Since 2017.
At least they got the hair colour right.
So unless the person on shift was a complete moron or if Chris Hemsworth wanted to get some weed and left his ID somewhere there’s no way in hell this fake ID was going to make the cut.
The genius/idiot would have a better chance of buying weed if the real-life Thor flew down to Earth and bought it for him. Don’t rule that possibility out though because the God of Thunder was going through some serious stuff in the last Avengers movie and could definitely some stress relief.