There are few universal truths: Shannon Noll was robbed, Tim Tams are more aussie than Vegemite and the “experts” on Married At First Sight are just the absolute worst.
And honestly, they’re ruining the institution of “fake tv marriage”, which I for one will not stand for!
Let’s break it down. The “experts” John, Mel and Trisha are there to pretty much mediate any concerns or problems of the contestants, problem is…they don’t. Muck like Rainier Wolfcastle’s goggles: “They do nothing!”.
Seriously, what is their actual job? They claim that the only footage they see is the dinner party and commitment ceremony but that’s bullshit and proves that they suck at the job.
But if it is true then they have less of an insight into the relationships than the audience do but look it makes sense, they went off at Bronson for using the forbidden word on Ines but hadn’t seen the abuse he endured because it wasn’t right goddamn in front of them.
And if they do in fact see what happens then they’re leaving people in volatile situations in the name of ratings and this is in a season where at least 5 different people have had an emotional crisis, crying on TV and they did nothing?!
They’re worse than any other villains we see because we know that villains are written to be that way but to see people/”experts” who are there to take care of others, leave people in bad relationships (#Justice4Mick) for the sake of entertainment?
It’s not on.