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Married At First Sight's Cam And Jules Are The Only Reason Why I Think That Love Is Real

Please adopt me.

Married at First Sight has hit the home stretch.

As we go into the final week of this addictive dumpster fire, we were treated the first part of the last commitment ceremonies with Cam & Jules and Dan & Jess. And this revealed what the show was intended to do and what it became, further cementing that Cam and Jules are the guiding light of the show and the only reason why I believe in true love.

I dino has never saur’d higher.

Cam and Jules were day one love birds. They were the objective, what most people strive for. From the moment Cam helped ease Jules’ nerves at their wedding ceremony with a beautiful musicless dance, we hoped they would last.

We saw their relationship grow and develop. Although you might mock the fact that they’ve only known each other for 8 weeks, remember that they’ve essentially spent a whole 8 weeks together, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week together. In the “real world” that would be 6-8 months worth of a relationship.

She’s proven herself to a priceless…Jule.

They’ve been thrown into an “experiment” where frankly, they were doomed to fail in the name of ratings and entertainment but nevertheless, they made it out. They talked through their issues, built strong foundations and were there for emotional support when the other needed it.

And to see now, after all of this time that they have not only made it but they’re engaged?  That makes me think that yeah, love can be real. Because as much as the show wants to pretend, it was never to find everlasting love but through it all, Cam and Jules were steadfast and strong.

They’re goals.

They were the guiding light for true love and for a light to shine through a dumpster fire, it would have to be pretty damn bright.

Robert Pattinson Says He Smells Like A Crayon And I Need To Know Which Colour

Another wild yarn from R-Patz.

Robert Pattinson has gained quite a reputation for spinning wild yarns during interviews, but his most recent comments on his body odour have me truly shaken.

In a recent interview with Allure the star of the upcoming The Batman film said, “Lots of people tell me I smell like a crayon.”

The interviewer – understandably bewildered by this statement – then asked, “Like you’re made of wax?”

To which R-Patz responded, “Yes! Like I’m embalmed.”

I have so many questions. What colour crayon does Pattinson smell like? What brand? Is he using lots of crayons? And most importantly, who are these multiple people who are telling him he smells like crayon!? Is that an insult, or a compliment?

It’s not the first time Robert Pattinson’s scent has come up in conversation. Back in 2009, E! News reported that an unidentified source who worked “very closely” with the actor on New Moon said “he stinks.”

“I mean, it’s awful,” the source said. “He never showers, and it drives people on the set crazy.”

“He completely reeks,” an unidentified crew member added. Yikes.

It’s been over a decade since then, so we can only hope Robert Pattinson has swapped his lack of showering for an obsession with crayons. 

Speaking of celebrity scents, celebrity tattoo artist Lauren Winzer dishes on what Post Malone smells like on It’s Been A Big Day For…below:

During his interview with Allure, Pattinson was also asked about being recently named the “most handsome man” in the world according to science.

“It’s weird,” he said. “I never was really up for the good-looking-guy roles, because I’ve always been quite awkward when meeting people.”

“My Harry Potter role was a good-looking guy, and it was a shock that it was quite easy to get. And then in Twilight, [Edward is] beautiful, beautiful, beautiful. When I turned up for the auditions, I had done a job where I’d dyed my hair black, because I had an inch and a half of roots, and I had waxed my body. And then I had a few months where I’d been drinking beer all day, so I had this hairless, chubby body. I looked like a baby with a wig on.”

Hairless, chubby, waxed or smelling like a crayon – we’ll take Robert Pattinson any which way.

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