2019’s been a massive year for Lizzo. She’s starred in the critically-acclaimed film Hustlers, she’s scored her first number-one hit with Truth Hurts and she’s teamed up with Ariana Grande for the ultimate feel-good remix we didn’t know we needed. But, while her year may be big, her accessories sure as hell aren’t.
At the American Music Awards today, Lizzo strutted down the red carpet with nothing but this handbag.
Like, are you joking.
While we appreciate the chic Valentino bag’s aesthetic, we can’t help but wonder how practical this bag actually is, and neither can the internet. So, without further ado, welcome to our little brainstorm of all the items that could actually fit in this purse.
A Panadol Rapid
Award-shows can give you a headache, especially when you have to deal with annoying music-execs and the anticipation of winning or losing. There is a chance that Lizzo brought paracetamol to the award show to help deal with a potential headache. And if that’s the case, good for her! We stan self-care queen.
A 5-Cent Coin
They’re being phased out, but that’s not phasing Lizzo! Maybe the triple-threat brought a 5-cent coin to the award ceremony to bring justice to the forgotten coin.
Half of an Almond
There’s nothing like a little snack to boost your energy on the red carpet!
Her House Key
I suppose you could leave your house without your phone, without your wallet and without your earphones, but there’s no way you could leave the house without a key to get back in. Lizzo’s got her priorities in check, I see!
A Button
You don’t have an iconic look on the red-carpet without carrying a spare button in case the dress falls apart, hence maybe a button is in the crazy-tiny bag. Who knows?
One Eclipse Mint
We all get self-conscious about our breath, so who could blame Lizzo for feeling self-conscious too?
1mL of Orange Juice in a Tiny Bottle
We know she’s got the juice, so it’s not unlikely that this icon keeps a tiny bit with her for good luck.