Herpes Is Spreading Among Astronauts In Space And We Have So Many Questions

Can't use the "something in the air" excuse for this one.

Despite science working overtime over the last few decades to figure out what exactly is going on with our bodies, there are still a lot we don’t know.

And the latest thing that we have no idea about involves space, astronauts, and herpes. Bear with me here, this will all make sense.

According to recent research published in Frontiers in Microbiology, space travel reactivates dormant herpes viruses in over half the astronauts who travel on space shuttles and the International Space Station.

You read that correctly, space travel causes herpes breakouts among most astronauts.

Great question!

Researchers discovered that spaceflight caused a rise in stress hormones that are known to suppress the immune system and found that an astronaut’s immune cells that fight against viruses become less effective for up to 60 days after the trip. Luckily, symptoms were relatively rare for the astronauts with only six of the 89 astronauts studied showing any herpes breakouts.

In short, herpes cells in astronauts are getting triggered due to the stress of space travel, which make sense given the physical and mental toll required for spaceflight and living in space.

Before we get into this further, let’s get some things straight about herpes first.

There are around nine different types of herpes viruses (one of which is the bad STI kind) and almost everyone has a harmless herpes strain in them. Sometimes there are no symptoms while other times it may manifest as non-dangerous cold sores.

This situation is more about how space travel affects our immune systems and definitely not about astronauts spreading STIs after getting freaky in zero gravity. So for those expecting something like chlamydia spreading at Splendour In The Grass but in set in space, sorry you’re going to have to look somewhere else.

Thank u next.

While this discovery poses health risks for hypothetical future missions to Mars and beyond, at least scientists won’t have to worry about herpes spreading around via hooking up.

That’s because Newton’s laws of physics makes it near-impossible for two people to get it on while in space’s zero gravity environment. Even if you managed to “do it”, it definitely won’t be anywhere near as comfortable as what all those space-themed pornos would have you believe.

But hey, if scientists can figure out how to put a person on the moon, then surely they can sort out a solution to the herpes and sex-in-space problems before we all head to Mars.

Oh you’re so punny, Q.

Australia Is Somehow One Of The World's Healthiest Countries So We Might As Well Celebrate With Burgers And Beer

Good onya, Aussies.

Australians are good at quite a few things. In 2019 alone we’ve managed to nominate our best ever candidate for Eurovision in the form of the adorably extra Kate Miller Heidke and managed to make poo bricks into an actual viable building material.

And now we can add another achievement to the list as Australia managed scored a high ranking on Bloomberg’s Healthiest Country Index for 2019 despite your chronic Uber Eats obsession.

According to Bloomberg, Australia is the seventh healthiest country in the world, beating out other supposedly healthier nations like Norway, France, Canada, the US, the UK, and New Zealand (which came in at 18th).

To come up with this ranking, Bloomberg graded nations with at least 300k population and sufficient health data on a number of variables, such as life expectancy and clean water access, while imposing penalties on things like smoking and obesity.

While I think Aussies are healthy because the searing heat causes us to sweat out all the bad stuff, it appears that we’re doing quite well in various big health areas, such as smoking less and life expectancy.

Good stuff, Australia.

As for what the healthiest country is, that honour goes to Spain followed by Italy, Iceland, Japan, Switzerland, and Sweden. While there’s no definitive answer why Spain and Italy are so damn healthy, researchers think the olive oil and nut-heavy Mediterranean diet enjoyed by those two countries is a big factor.

Compared to Australia’s love of democracy sausages, it makes some sense that the Spanish and Italians are in better health than us.

But look, good onya for this great result, Australia, so we might as well go celebrate with some snags and beer.

Today I Learned: The Secret To A Longer And Healthier Life Is Eating Fiery Hot Sauce, So Time To Douse Every Meal With Sriracha And Feel The Life-Extending Burn

Sorry bowels, but this is in the name of good health.

If there is one thing that my body doesn’t like me doing, it’s eating stuff with hot sauce. Besides making me sweat like a cornered nun, food covered with fiery hot sauce just doesn’t sit well with my body and the only burn I like to feel is after a hard game of squash and not during (and after) a meal.

But it looks like I’m just going to have to deal with the upset bowels because it turns out that eating hot sauce is in fact good for you and the health benefits outweigh any burn you may feel.

Feel the burn, baby.

According to TIME, two of the world’s top pepper experts (it’s a thing apparently) say that splashing hot sauce on everything you eat is good for your health and can result in many health benefits.

The reason for this is capsaicin, an active ingredient in peppers that has been shown to have some pretty handy anti-inflammatory, antioxidant, and cancer-fighting properties.

In fact, a recent 2015 study that looked into half a million Chinese adults found that those who indulged in spicy foods three or more times a week had a 14% reduced chance of meeting the Grim Reaper compared to those who avoided spicy food like the plague.

Having a reduced chance of death and improved health at the expense of an angry bowel is a pretty good trade off I suppose.

My reaction every time I eat spicy food.

The spicer the pepper/hot sauce, the more capsaicin it has, therefore the better it is for your health. Even better for carnivores, capsaicin works best when eaten with fatty foods so sploshing some hot sauce on a steak will make it doubly effective.

That being said, the experts recommend staying away from sweetened chili sauce because these contain added sugar, which sadly rules out sriracha. Sorry sriracha fans.

If there was ever an argument for eating spicy food, there’s literally a life-extending reason for it now. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go shopping for all the hot sauce I can find (and a heap of toilet paper).


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