Category: Gwyneth Paltrow

Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop Show Looks As Batsh*t Crazy As You'd Expect

"Reach new depths."

Doctor's Advice: Hone Your BS Detector And Leave Your Lady Parts Alone

"Think of it as a really effective self-cleaning oven."

Gwyneth Paltrow Has Every Right To Feel Conflicted About Harvey Weinstein

She was one of the key figures that ushered in the MeToo movement.

Gwyneth Paltrow Phoned It In For 'The Politician' Because She Just Wanted To Run Goop

Jade eggs take precedence over memorising lines.

The Reason Gwyneth Paltrow Didn't Know She Was In Spider-Man Is So Gywneth Paltrow

"Cut that out! Take that back!"

Even Gwyneth Paltrow Doesn’t Know What The Hell Is Sold On Goop

Righto then.

Trashing Gwyneth Paltrow For Literally Walking Is A Bit Dog, Come On

Punch up, not down.

We're Filled With Unfamiliar Respect And Admiration For Gwyneth Paltrow And It Feels Weird

It's time to give her the acknowledgement she deserves.

Spare A Thought, If You Will, For Gwyneth Paltrow's Poor Vagina

Goop lord.

Gwyneth Paltrow Proves She Hasn't Watched A Marvel Movie After Forgetting Co-Star Samuel L. Jackson

How does one forget they worked with Samuel L. Jackson?

When Exactly Did We All Start Hating On Gwyneth Paltrow?

A serious investigation into the starting point of when Gwyneth Paltrow became the internet's punching bag.

Avengers: Endgame Deleted A Scene Because It Was Just Gwyneth Paltrow Plugging Her Weird Goop Stuff

Classic Gwyneth.