Super Smash Bros is about to get a whole lot wilder with a new character entering the ring. Today, Nintendo announced the next Super Smash Bros. Ultimate DLC fighter will come from the Switch game, ARMS. While the character has not yet been named, we couldn’t be more excited.
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In the meantime, we thought we would rigorously analyse the Super Smash Bros cast to work out which character best fits every star-sign. So, without further ado, which Super Smash Bros character are you?
Aries – Link
Aries are natural-born leaders thanks to their passionate energies. As a result, we couldn’t look past Link for the Aries-kind. Link is passionate, saving Zelda numerous times with literally no one asking him to. He’s a leader, we mean, he’s the only one that owns the master sword, hello? And finally, he’s impulsive. Next time you play Super Smash Bros, pick Link, he’s you in cartoon-form.
Taurus – Captain Falcon
You Taurus can play any character on this game and nail it, but at the end of the day, you connect with one character and one character only, Captain Falcon. This icon loves a bit of luxury, as in, he comes from space, has his own spaceship and have you seen that outfit? Also, this character is so stubborn, he literally only uses a falcon punch. While you may rotate around your characters, Captain Falcon is your Super Smash Bros embodiment.
Gemini – Ice Climbers
Okay, split personalities come through. Since you’re a wild-card, we’ve assigned you the Ice Climbers. This brother and sister duo strut into the ring like they own the place, as you often do. Even if one of them falls out of the ring, the other is still good enough to keep you going, proving they’re adaptable just like you. Not to mention, their sharp wit, displayed as they throw ice from afar to protect themselves is also similar to how you act. Lastly, the Ice Climbers are the coolest kids at the Super Smash Bros school and you love that for yourself.
Cancer – Yoshi
Cancer, we know you’re a little moody, so we thought we’d pair you with someone who can only communicate through their moods, Yoshi! He’s a protective little fella, just like you too. Not to mention, he’s a sensitive little guy who often walks on eggshells, which we imagine, you can relate. So next time you play Super Smash Bros, pick the one with the strongest tongue in the game.
Leo – Mario
Calling all confident Leo’s to the building, you already know you like to play Mario! You fully relate to the overbearing nature of Mario and we’re not surprised. We also bet you’ve rescued someone who didn’t even ask you to rescue them! Also, since you love a bit of performativity, we thought we’d pair you with the Super Smash Bros character who has a doctor alter ego. Love you lots Leo’s!
Virgo – Luigi
Since you’re an organised squad, we’re assigning you Virgo’s to Luigi for your Super Smash Bros character. He’s Mario’s more reserved, older brother, who thinks critically and is organised af. Do you really know anyone else who can de-haunt an entire mansion with a vacuum cleaner? No one but Virgos!
Libra – Isabelle
Sup Libras! We know you’re indecisive af, so we’re here to help you pick a Super Smash Bros character. We’ve assigned you Isabelle of Animal Crossing fame. She’s a gay icon who is non-confrontational yet diplomatic as well as charming. You can not tell me that this character sums you up to a tee, you simply can’t.
Scorpio – Bowser
Scorpios! We understand you’ve got a bit of a sting in you, but ultimately you’re a softie on the inside, so we’ve picked Bowser for you. He’s an intense character who’s got Hamlet-level ambition and look, he’s a little resentful, but ultimately you relate. Pick Bowser the next time you play Super Smash Bros, you might just find your perfect character.
Sagittarius – Pikachu
Hello, you cutie Sagittarius! You know you love Super Smash Bros, and you’re very into whichever character you pick. But, we’ve carefully analysed everyone and decided that you’re soul-character is Pikachu! He’s naive yet feisty, rebellious yet flaky, just like you! Come through!
Capricorn – Mewtwo
We’re going to keep the Pokemon theme going for you Capricorn’s. Your Super Smash Bros character is MewTwo! He may have been the villain in a Pokemon movie, but at the end of the day, we love him. He’s pessimistic, dry in his chat and also, a little uptight. Tell us that’s not you!
Aquarius – Kirby
For all you Aquarius, we’ve found the ultimate Super Smash Bros character. It’s Kirby! We know you’re the eccentric type, so we’ve found the most eccentric character in any game ever. Kirby is assertive and she’s also a humanitarian, just like you!
Pisces – Peach
Pisces! You’re not the best at playing this game, so we’ve gone and found you your perfect Super Smash Bros soulmate. Peach is compassionate, romantic and fearful, making her perfect for you. Peach is also liked by everyone, so we know you’ll love her for that!
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