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Voldemort’s Original Design Will Rob You Of Sweet Dreams Forever

Say hello to your new sleep paralysis demon.

Like almost everyone my age, Harry Potter was a massive part of my childhood. I had a stick that I used as a wand and the scarf in my house colours (Gryffindor, thank you very much), and I was that pest who’d tell anyone who’d listen that the books were better than the movies. I’ll admit though, I may never have made it past the first movie if the original Voldemort design had gone through.

Cast your mind back to Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone, when Professor Quirrell unwraps his turban and reveals Voldemot’s face on the back of his head. You know, the first major plot twist that blew all our tiny minds.

Now imagine for a second, if your six year old self was faced with THIS.

First of all, absolutely not.

Second of all, they’re not wrong about the screaming book from the restricted section of the library either, that was a childhood trauma that I’d almost finished repressing.

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I’m not 100% sure if this design was inspired by a shark, a snake, or just the most terrifying thing you could show a child. I’m guessing the voice they would have used would have been way worse than the raspy whisper voice that they gave the final version, too.

I live with only one comfort when looking at this picture. The CGI in 2001 was amazing for the time, but a mess by today’s standards. The people who gave us the quidditch scene with a highlighter green pitch couldn’t have given us the sort of monster that they could have given us with today’s technology.

Not that my six year old self would have freaked out any less.

At the end of the day we can all go forward knowing that we dodged a bullet made entirely of childhood nightmares, and that bullet was the original Voldemort design.

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Your Favourite Throwback Songs Are Back In The Charts, No Joke

Which one of you is still listening to Crazy Frog?

There’s so much good music in the world, and there’s more and more of it coming out every day. But sometimes, you just want to chuck your headphones on and bop to your playlist from 8 years ago, because let’s be honest, it’s still amazing. Turns out that a whole heap of people are doing this all at once, because our fave throwback songs are cracking the charts once again.

First up, Womanizer by Britney Spears. The year was 2008, this song was the lead single off her album Circus, and my 12 year old self was awkwardly shimmying around the house singing it as if I had any idea what a womanizer actually was.

For reasons I can’t quite work out (other than people having amazing taste, of course), the video clip for Womanizer is the 20th most watched video today.

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You’ll also notice another fun throwback at number 27. Our friend Crazy Frog is back with his annoying voice and unnecessary animated penis.

Honestly, at least Womanizer makes sense. It’s a good song, a timeless classic. Which one of you heathens is searching for Axel F in the year of our Lord 2020?

We also have entries from Aha with Take On Me at 44, and Gotye with Somebody I Used To Know at 60. Eminem and Rihanna are at number 75 with Love The Way You Lie.

Moving away from YouTube, Ariana Grande’s Dangerous Woman is making the comeback that it deserves, quite frankly.

Everything old is new again, and music is no different. For everyone who thought these songs would come and go like any other pop song when they were released, I give you this as proof of their staying power. 

But seriously. Stop looking up Crazy Frog.

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