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These Bands And Singers Only Exist In A Fictional World, But We Still Stan

I'm still waiting for a new release from the Cantina Band...

In the past few days, the internet has been having a very, very, serious debate. It all started the Preston and Steve Show Tweeted out a question: “What is your favourite ‘Fake Song’ from a movie or tv show?” and the answers came flooding in.

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So, after scanning what the internet’s picks, we thought we’d put together our own definitive list of the best fictional bands and singers to come out of movies and tv shows. Enjoy!

Billy Mack (Love Actually)

Watching Love Actually at Christmas-time has almost become a December rite-of-passage. As a result, Christmas marks a period when we’re all randomly streaming “Love Is All Around” by Wet Wet Wet. Why? It’s all thanks to this iconic character’s race for the number one spot on the British charts. Honestly, I’m signing a petition to get “Christmas Is All Around” to the number one spot on the ARIA Charts. It’s what it deserves. 

Connect 3 (Camp Rock)

The relationship between the Jonas Brothers and Disney was shockingly complex. The boys were making music as the Jonas Brothers, but they were also making music under “Jonas” for their TV show JONAS and “Connect 3” for the Camp Rock films. We’d like to shout out the latter, for giving us radio-ready bangers, such as ‘Play My Music’ and ‘We Rock’. Don’t lie, we know you loved it. 

The Cantina Band (Star Wars)

It’s the catchiest song of all time and yet the Cantina Band aren’t getting enough credit for it. Who needs to write another song when you’ve already, definitely hit your peak. These aliens deserve to be the most trending every day because of this catchy bop. Sadly, the only place you could see these guys live would be at the Star Wars world in Disneyland, so consider me saving for a plane ticket. 

Jenna Maroney (30 Rock)

Jenna is unlike any pop star you’ve ever heard. She’s an actress, signer and most-importantly a gay icon; the true definition of a triple threat. Case in point, she stole the show from Adam Levine, Mary J Blige and Cyndi Lauper in the iconic series, 30 Rock. Also, her biggest hit is a song about low-calorie muffins. Ugh, her mind. 

Weird Sisters (Harry Potter & The Goblet Of Fire)

If I were to tell you that members of Radiohead and Pulp made were once in a band together, you wouldn’t believe me, right? Well, in news that proves that life in Hogwarts is better than here on earth, Jonny Greenwood, Phil Selway, Jarvis Cocker and Steve Mackey came together to be part of the brit-pop wizard band Weird Sisters

Hannah Montana (Hannah Montana) 

It’s almost as if Disney went out of their way to try and trick their audience. Miley Cyrus played Miley Stewart on the tv-series Hannah Montana, a girl who lived a double-life as a normal girl and a pop star. The music made by Hannah Montana was so good, it ended up charting here in the real world. Honestly, one of the greatest fictional singers of all time.

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The 'First Wives Club' Squad Is Reuniting For A New Movie

Name a more iconic trio.

It’s been more than 20 years since First Wives Club hit our screens, but now Goldie Hawn, Bette Midler & Diane Keaton are back for an inter-generational comedy that’s about to knock our socks off!

‘Family Jewels’ is the name of New Republic Pictures’ new film, according to Deadline. It sees Hawn, Midler and Keaton play three women who are forced to spend the Christmas holiday period together because a man, that they were all once married to, has dropped dead in a department store in NYC. Also, all their children and grandchildren are there. Sound hilarious? We think so!

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New Republic’s Brian Oliver (Black Swan, Rocketman, 1917), Bradley Fischer (Shutter Island, Suspiria, Zodiac) and Alan Nevins (What to Expect When You’re Expecting) are set to produce the film with Tracey Nyberg (I Am Legend, Seven Pounds) set to executive produce.

“This movie fits perfectly in our plan to finance and produce four to six major studio theatricals a year and puts movie stars back where they ought to be: on the big screen,” says Brian Oliver from New Republic who is set to produce the film. 

Well, we’re glad it fits your plan!

Bradley Fischer, another producer of the film, says: “The chemistry of Diane, Bette and Goldie is unmatched and irresistible, and I’m thrilled to help reunite them onscreen for generations of fans.” 

Damn straight.

The screenwriter for the film is Peter Hoare, who is the mastermind behind the screenplay for the Chris Hemsworth and Tiffany Haddish film Down Under Cover, which was a smash hit at last year’s Cannes. Sadly, as of right now, this is all the information we have on the film.

But, given how iconic the First Wives Club was, we have no doubt that this new movie will be equally as iconic. Goldie Hawn, Bette Midler & Diane Keaton’s first on-screen performance together was so inspiring to many people. The film showcased women supporting other women, whilst showcasing experiences of women over 30 and plus, it was just straight-up hilarious. While we don’t know much about the new movie, we get the feeling it’s going to have a similar mantra to the one we all know and love. We’re just really hoping that they end up recreating this forever-iconic scene.

It’s safe to say the internet has lost their minds over this news.

The news follows the 2018 announcement that there would be a First Wives Club reboot on television. The film will begin production later this year.

See you then!

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