In case you haven’t heard yet, Kumail Nanjiani is super-ripped now. Like, jaw-droppingly so. Thanks to a year of hard training and dieting – all on Marvel’s dime – he’s built a superhero-worthy rig in preparation for The Eternals that’s quickly become the envy of many.
And look, it’s not hard to see why Kumail Nanjiani is the latest definition of “thirst trap”:
Unsurprisingly, the Eternals star has caught a heap of attention from the many thirsty corners of internet, but a surprising amount of people were equally frothing over his refreshingly honest insights into what it takes and how privileged he was to be afforded the time and resources to get built like a brick sh*thouse.
But the many horny folks on the internet have to quench their thirst somehow and just as quickly as Kumail has gone from that nerdy bloke from Silicon Valley to jacked Marvel superhero, he’s now a new – and reluctant face – of Pornhub.
It seems like Pornhub are also on the Kumail Nanjiani thirst train and had (temporarily) changed the picture of their “Muscular Men” category to the ripped Eternals star.
This strange yet weirdly flattering gesture wasn’t lost on Kumail, who shared his thoughts on being the apprehensive new face of “Muscular Men” on Pornhub.
Funnily enough, this isn’t Kumail’s first foray into the Pornhub archives as he previously made it onto the site when his movie, The Big Sick, somehow found its way onto the site’s “Interracial” section so clearly there’s a demand for his content.
That being said, thirsty folks are probably going to be disappointed to find out that there’s no X-rated Kumail Nanjiani content behind that “Muscular Men” tab but hey, at least they can find an Oscar-nominated film with an actual plot on there.
And who said there wasn’t good content to be found on Pornhub?
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