Emoji’s just keep growing in numbers, expanding the horizons of sexual innuendo almost indefinitely.
We’ve got eggplant, peach, some very suggestive fingers, a recently ambiguous smiley that was dubbed a “jizz face”, and now we’ve got a whole lot more in store to debase with our collective dirty imagination.
First, let’s talk about the ‘pinch’ hand.
What do you see?
An emoji that represents my patience???!! https://t.co/6kRRipEXw1
— Wasim (@Paliwvs) February 5, 2019
OK. But what do dirty-minded people see?
https://twitter.com/kathbarbadoro/status/1092892003388530688
Niggas that send unsolicited dick pics to women bout to get there feelings hurt with just one emoji ??? https://t.co/X9gTwbgIIM
— Loqueisha Spearset (@Idkbutimight__) February 5, 2019
Pack it up fellas, every girl just gained the ability to win an argument in just one emoji https://t.co/MrrZB0EUyA
— Brian (@Brian___L) February 5, 2019
So just be prepared that if using this emoji to describe the petite size of anything, you are bringing d**k into the conversation whether you like it or not.
Now let’s look to the ‘person kneeling’ emoji set, that comes in various skin tones. This is handy for if you want to express the act of praying, but paired with the right emojis (think eggplant), it is transformed into a fellatio narrative.
Y’all ready to use that kneeling emoji to say sucking dick? https://t.co/QzUYnRiQ3j
— Chrisjen Avasarala (@VizyLawrence) February 5, 2019
Meanwhile, things get quite symbolic over in the object section of the new emoji influx. I think we can all agree that the oyster is likely to be used more often to signify genitalia than to actually refer to oysters. Just a guess.
u Know they added this bc there was never a good vagina emoji https://t.co/ScK10VjW04
— valley girl solanas (@audreywollen) February 5, 2019
Combine with the new blood drop emoji and I think we all know what’s going down.
Sexually charged emojis aside, the biggest win of the new emoji list is the notable improvement on disability representation.
And the yawn emoji, which is both cute and upsettingly relevant. Happy texting!