Emoji’s just keep growing in numbers, expanding the horizons of sexual innuendo almost indefinitely.
We’ve got eggplant, peach, some very suggestive fingers, a recently ambiguous smiley that was dubbed a “jizz face”, and now we’ve got a whole lot more in store to debase with our collective dirty imagination.
First, let’s talk about the ‘pinch’ hand.
What do you see?
OK. But what do dirty-minded people see?
So just be prepared that if using this emoji to describe the petite size of anything, you are bringing d**k into the conversation whether you like it or not.
Now let’s look to the ‘person kneeling’ emoji set, that comes in various skin tones. This is handy for if you want to express the act of praying, but paired with the right emojis (think eggplant), it is transformed into a fellatio narrative.
Meanwhile, things get quite symbolic over in the object section of the new emoji influx. I think we can all agree that the oyster is likely to be used more often to signify genitalia than to actually refer to oysters. Just a guess.
Combine with the new blood drop emoji and I think we all know what’s going down.
Sexually charged emojis aside, the biggest win of the new emoji list is the notable improvement on disability representation.
And the yawn emoji, which is both cute and upsettingly relevant. Happy texting!