When I was 10 years old, my favourite things consisted of a Bratz doll, my Emily Eyefinger book, and a leopard print bucket hat I made my Granny buy me because it reminded me of Shania Twain’s hood in the music video for ‘That Don’t Impress Me Much.’
Fast-forward to 2019 and it’s a whole new ballgame for 10-year-old’s, as seen in this kid’s bougie AF Christmas wish list which went viral overnight.
The kid’s father tweeted an image of his daughter’s list with the caption: “My 10 year old daughter must be out her mind with this Christmas list,” and look – I tend to agree.
On the list are items you’d expect a 10-year-old to want, like a “LOL doll,” an “American Girl Doll car,” an “alarm clock,” clothes and makeup.
Then there were the luxury items that made you do a double take, like an “iPhone 11, Airpods, new MacBook Air,” followed by a “Chanel purse, Gucci slides, and a GoPro.”
After that, things just start getting ridiculous with items like “a real bunny, clothes for bunny,” a Hydroflask (for that VSCO girl aesthetic), “4,000 dollars,” and the adorably spelled “purfum” and “asenchal oil,” obviously referring to perfume and essential oil.
What 10 year old needs $4K and essential oil!? Most of us would be lucky to get half this list in a lifetime, let alone for one measly Christmas.
We’re not the only ones who were shook over the pure sass emanating from this kid’s wish list. One Twitter user even commented, “get her that alarm clock sis! Lol tell her it’ll wake her up from that dream where she thinks she’s getting everything on there.”
Look, I will say, this kid deserves credit for giving zero f*cks and throwing the question out there. You’ll never know the answer unless you ask, right?