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Gaston Is Trying To Dethrone Michael Bublé As The King Of Christmas Albums

My, what a guy, that Gaston!
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Prepare For Your Heart To Be Trodden All Over With This 'Last Christmas' Twist

We seriously hope this isn't true.
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'A Cinderella Story: Christmas Wish' Looks Terrible And I Can't Wait To Watch It

If you've ever wanted to see Santa and his elf fall in love, this movie is for you!
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These Subscription Boxes Are Straight Fire If You Want A Gift That Keeps On Giving

You don't even have to get up.
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Australia’s Public Holiday Schedule Is A Hot Mess That Needs Fixing

With a little bit of tweaking, and the addition of plenty more arbitrary days off, we could fix everything.
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The Old Gangster Movies In Home Alone Aren't Real, And Seth Rogen Just Blew This Wide Open For Everyone

Don't worry - Captain American didn't know either.
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Vandals Have Spent 50 Years Trying To Burn Down A Giant Swedish Christmas Goat And We Feel Personally Attacked

Swedish miscreants vs absolute unit.
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To Get Through The Awkward Conversations At Your Family Christmas, Practice Saying No Thank You And None Of Your Business

Try this one weird trick!
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Miley Cyrus Rewrites Santa Baby To Make It About Being Horny For Women’s Rights Instead

"No more fluff, I’ve had enough / And I can buy my own damn stuff."
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Sorry But Love Actually Has A Better Alan Rickman Villain Than Die Hard

Stay in your lane Harry Potter fans.

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