Santa Doing Heaps Of Coke Was Probably Not A Good Ugly Sweater Idea
Let it snow.
Don't say we didn't warn you.
He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake.
It's probably not going to be socks.
Christmas cheer is for people who don't abuse kids.
Another year, another grim tree.
They don't call it the silly season for nothing.
Because it turns out they need to be told.
For it is plain, as anyone can see.
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