It’s no secret that Chris Pratt has dramatically bottomed out on the “Best Chris” list over the last couple of years because of his douchy behaviour, which have gotten even worse since he married Katherine Schwarzenegger.
Based on his latest Instagram post, it seems like not only is he still breaking the douche-o-meter, we’ve underestimated how much his ex-wife, Anna Faris, kept him and his crap in check.
Pratt posted a photo of a burnt bagel bite cooked by Katherine and accompanied the pic with a pretty crappy caption.
The bar for fun spousal ribbing has risen dramatically thanks to Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds but this is just plain condescending.
Firstly, cook your own damn dinner, Pratt. This isn’t the 1950s and it’s not like you can’t afford a cook or something with all that Marvel and Jurassic World money you’ve raked in.
Secondly, it’s hard not to view Pratt’s attempts at ribbing Katherine as a mean-spirited “aww honey, you’ve lived a sheltered and privileged life so I get why you can’t operate a microwave but I’m going to laugh at you anyway.”
Ugh.
Having said all that though, our respect for Anna Faris has also increased exponentially because not only is she awesome, she had to put up with Chris and all his Chris Pratt-ness for all those years they were married. Having to keep his behaviour in line must’ve been exhausting.
Ever since they divorced, Anna’s leash has been taken off and Chris has been free to run around parroting all his religious thoughts and other problematic views to the detriment of us all.
So really, we owe Anna a great deal of gratitude for keeping a lid on Chris for as long as she did.
Without Anna Faris, Chris Pratt’s true self is running free and it doesn’t look like Katherine Schwarzenegger will be the one to keep his crap in check this time.