Behold the first trailer for Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, the anticipated Netflix teen horror witchcraft show.
They warned us that this was not going to be along the happy-go-lucky witchcraft vibes of beloved 90s/00s show Sabrina the Teenage Witch, so much as a the horror aesthetic of the 2014 comic book reboot it’s actually based off.
And damn, when they said dark they meant dark.
Sabrina, played by Mad Men’s Kiernan Shipka, is forced to choose between a normal teenage life and committing her soul to some kind of evil witch cult and it seems like a lot to handle on your sweet 16th birthday.
The trailer lures you into a false sense of security with the teen sweethearts (Harvey!!!) flirting and what not, then before you know it there are undead creatures dragging Sabrina through the forest.
This is much more American Horror Story than Riverdale so prepare yourself for a seriously spooky Halloween.
Chilling Adventures of Sabrina drops on Netflix on October 26, although I may be too weak to handle the glossy teen horror of this show.
At least after substantial stress, we finally have confirmation that Salem the sassy cat is in the remake. Win!