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We’re Seriously Concerned About The Intimate Body Juices Soiling The Furniture On Bachelor In Paradise

Won't someone think of the cleaners?!

My, oh my – I bet this is something you never thought you’d be reading.

Let’s be real, the Bachelor In Paradise contestants are in Fiji, they’re drinking A LOT and they’re *coughs* quite stimulated – there’s every chance there’ll be a few spillages every now and then.

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One twitter user shared concerns about the furniture, and the state of its cleanliness considering the contestants are wearing the literal tiniest bikini’s in the history of bikinis.

Now, a vagina is self-saucing and self-cleaning, so there’s always some kind of dampness going on downstairs. Without something to catch the drips, there’s literally no stopping the body juices from seeping onto bits of furniture, pillows etc.

There’s nothing wrong with your downstairs being a bit wet, it’s natural BUT, when you’re in a COMMUNAL SPACE, you’ve got to be mindful of where you’re plonking your nether-regions.

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Nobody here is critiquing the girls’ choice to wear revealing swimwear, just concerned for the cleaners who have to mop up behind them.