Naming your baby has gone from choosing from a stock standard list of options to somewhat of a creative writing task. To each their own, but the celebrity baby name scene has most definitely encouraged a free-for-all.
It’s like celebrities competing on who can come up with the most outrageous baby names.
— Elise (@misss_elise) July 11, 2018
How did we get to this place where YouTuber ‘Sarahs Day’ announced in this six-minute baby reveal video, that her little boy will go by ‘Fox Ocean Tilse’?
Celebrities.
While giving kids ‘unique’ names is far from the worst thing a person can do, it’s become a pretty wacky phenomenon. So let’s look back at who paved the way to this current state of ~creativity~ that we’re living in.
"And last but not least, these are the twins: Tallulah and Spatula."
– On the next episode of Celebrity Baby Names
— She May – She May Not (@thepaulahunt) July 25, 2018
1991 – Memphis Eve Sunny Day
The second daughter of Bono, with one hell of a name.
1993 – Indio
Robert Downey Jr. and Deborah Falconer came up with this beauty.
1996 – Destry Allyn
Daughter of Steven Spielberg and Kate Capshaw.
2002 – Maddox
Angelina Jolie’s oldest son, adopted from Cambodia in 2002.
2002 – Poppy Honey Rosie
Jamie Oliver and Juliette Norton appear on this list five times. Get ready.
2003 – Daisy Boo Pamela
Jamie Oliver and Juliette Norton.
2004 – Apple
Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin’s name for their daughter is perhaps one of the most famous left-of-centre baby names.
2006 – Shiloh Nouvel
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s eldest biological son.
2006 – Suri
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes had baby Suri, which is actually a very cute name to be fair.
*finishes random word-generating software*
*prints all the words into a book, sells it as "Hottest Celebrity Baby Names."
*makes millions*
— mᎥᏦᎬ ᏞᎥᏆᎬᏒᎪᏞᏞᎽ (@SkippyMcGizzard) February 12, 2018
2009 – Petal Blossom Rainbow
Jamie Oliver and Juliette Norton.
2009 – Sparrow James Midnight
Joel Madden and Nicole Richie’s son.
2010 – Buddy Bear Maurice
Jamie Oliver and Juliette Norton.
2012 – Exton
Robert Downey, Jr. and Susan Downey’s first son.
2012 – Blue Ivy
When you’re the daughter of Beyoncé and Jay-Z I don’t think you should be too worried about pulling off this name.
2013 – North
The first daughter of the Kim and Kanye clan.
2014 – Avril Roel
Robert Downey Jr. strikes again.
2014 – Sunday Molly
Mike Myers’ daughter.
2014 – Reign
Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian clearly have big dreams for their son.
2015 – Saint
Kim and Kanye’s baby boy.
2016 – River Rocket Blue
Jamie Oliver and Juliette Norton.
celebrities b having competitions for most stupid baby names
— rahn (@badgalrahn) July 11, 2018
2016 – Dusty Rose
Daughter of Maroon 5’s Adam Levine and model Behati Prinsloo.
2018 – Chicago
Kim and Kanye’s daughter, of course.
2018 – Kulture Kiari
Cardi B and Offset’s baby girl sounds like she could be a Kardashian.
2018 – Stormi Webster
Kylie Jenner and Travis Scott might have the most famous baby in the world.
Not even surprised by these celebrity baby names anymore. Kylie Jenner could call her kid Yazoo Milkshake and people would be like “awww that’s amazing” Fed up with it
— Mike Allen (@mikeeallen) February 6, 2018
In conclusion, Jamie Oliver and Juliette Norton really own this genre.