Simon Hills-Johnes
Simon Hills-Johnes is a regular freelance contributor to Nova FM.
People Are Betting On Where Aliens Will Make First Contact In Australia, And Things Don't Look Good For Darwin
Now That Scott Morrison Is Our Leader, Here’s How To Build The Ultimate Blanket Fort For Rocking Back And Forth And Sobbing In
Just A Reminder That Oscar Winner Sir Peter Jackson Made An R-Rated Puppet Film 30 Years Before The Happytime Murders
Spare A Thought For Poor Peter Dutton. No, Not The Pollie, The 30-Year-Old Texan Popcorn Maker Who Is Copping It On Twitter Today
Meanwhile, In Much More Important Sports: 4-Year-Old Emma Cements Her Position As Berlin's Fastest Pug
He May Not Ever Play Bond, But He Does Play Some Mad Beats, So Kick Off Your Weekend Right With Idris Elba On The Decks
The Corporatisation Of Kick-Ons Continues, With 7-Eleven And BWS Both Buying-Up Booze Delivery Companies
Stock Up On Your Favourite Powerade Of Hungover Choice, Because Coke Could Be Benching The Next Day Miracle Elixir
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