Simon Hills-Johnes

Simon Hills-Johnes is a regular freelance contributor to Nova FM.

All Of Our Nightmares Runneth Over, At The Museum Decorated With The Dummies Of Dead Ventriloquists

People Are Betting On Where Aliens Will Make First Contact In Australia, And Things Don't Look Good For Darwin

Now That Scott Morrison Is Our Leader, Here’s How To Build The Ultimate Blanket Fort For Rocking Back And Forth And Sobbing In

As If This Week Couldn't Get Any Worse: Twiggy The Water Skiing Squirrel Is Finally Retiring

Just A Reminder That Oscar Winner Sir Peter Jackson Made An R-Rated Puppet Film 30 Years Before The Happytime Murders

Spare A Thought For Poor Peter Dutton. No, Not The Pollie, The 30-Year-Old Texan Popcorn Maker Who Is Copping It On Twitter Today

At Least One Positive Thing Has Come Out Of This Spill: Delicious, Delicious Simpsons Memes

Meanwhile, In Much More Important Sports: 4-Year-Old Emma Cements Her Position As Berlin's Fastest Pug

Just Admit It: Ten-Year-Old Pro Skateboarder Sky Brown Is Radder Than You In Every Way

He May Not Ever Play Bond, But He Does Play Some Mad Beats, So Kick Off Your Weekend Right With Idris Elba On The Decks

The Corporatisation Of Kick-Ons Continues, With 7-Eleven And BWS Both Buying-Up Booze Delivery Companies

Stock Up On Your Favourite Powerade Of Hungover Choice, Because Coke Could Be Benching The Next Day Miracle Elixir