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We Must Figure Out The Fourth Classic Chick Flick Ariana Grande Is Cosplaying In Her Thank U Next Music Video

One taught me impatience.

Ariana Grande is the queen of teasing content. Right now she’s going in hard with the teasers for her upcoming music video for ‘thank u, next’, and it’s causing a lot of hype mixed with some serious distress.

On one hand, Ari is a generous queen and revealed that the music video will recreate iconic chick flicks that we all know and love: Legally Blonde, Mean Girls and Suddenly 30. On the other hand, she’s left the last movie up to our imagination.

She’s confirmed that Legally Blonde: Ariana Edition will definitely be happening with a whole lot of hype posts.

Our girl’s attention to detail is a recipe for some absolutely dope content.

She even posted a picture from behind the scenes with Legally Blonde alumni Jennifer Coolidge, so this is clearly going to be epic.

Then she’s got her besties on board to play the plastics of Mean Girls. 

Then we’ve got this short hair aesthetic, presumably for cosplaying Jennifer Garner in Suddenly 30.

But we’ve got one more movie to go and though Ariana won’t give us any more hints, she’s already confirmed it’s not Clueless.

So just spitballing here, there’s a few potential options that could be another Ariana favourite making an appearance as the final 25% of the ‘thank u, next’ video…

The Notebook? 10 Things I Hate About You? Bring It On? Princess Diaries? Moulin Rouge? Dirty Dancing? Never Been Kissed? Grease???? Grease 2???? Pretty In Pink? Romy And Michelle’s High School Reunion? Breakfast At Tiffany’s? Bend It Like Beckham? Miss Congeniality? Coyote Ugly?

OK I need to sit down. Ariana please tell your people to edit that ‘thank u, next’ music video quick smart and dish up the goods ASAP.

Excuse Me, Is Ariana Grande About To Drop Thank U Next Part 2 And Spill Some More Tea?

It’s looking like we’ve got a classic Ariana song tease on our hands.

Remember when Ariana Grande dragged her ex-fiancé Pete Davidson on Twitter with some gloriously messy posts, including the words, “thank u, next”?

And then a few days later dropped the absolute bop ‘thank u, next’ that literally expresses her untainted gratitude to all her ex-boyfriends, thus revealing that the Twitter drama was, in fact, a lyrical preview?

WELL. It looks a whole lot like Ariana is back on her bullsh*t and teasing a new song via some cryptically lyrical Twitter posts. For instance:

“good at overthinking w my heart …. how u even think it got this far”

She backed it up with a video of her singing a new song with just piano accompaniment, and it’s so damn beautiful. The video is captioned ‘needy ass’, which put together with the lyrics teased so far makes it sound like this song is going to give us even more insight into her past (and perhaps recent) relationships.

Ariana fans have been quick to notice the very Ari-like hints at a new track, and people are feeling fairly impatient and demanding to say the least.

Basically, we want the new Ariana track (and album), and we want it now. Please.

Lady Gaga Posing With Stools In Her Variety Photoshoot Is The New Ariana Grande Stool Challenge

This photo collection is America’s Next Top model winning material.

If you haven’t heard of the Ariana Grande Stool Challenge/general controversy, that’s referring to the conspiracy that there is no possible way that Ari could actually be sitting on that stool in the album cover art for My Everything. It just seems to defy the laws of physics.

Many a person has tried to recreate the iconic pose, and many a person has failed.

Now Lady Gaga has seemingly entered into the ring of creative and semi-impossible stool poses in the photoshoot for her just-released Variety cover story.

Lady Gaga is working that stool like her life damn depends on it.

People have been quick to draw the comparison between the two pop stars and their impressive chair-posing abilities. Both are inspirational musicians, women, and users of stools as fun props.

But can we please appreciate Lady Gaga wearing stiletto heels, and balancing on this chair on one damn leg like it ain’t no thing. And the Superman pose. Pure genius at play here.

Lady Gaga’s Variety photoshoot isn’t just glorious in comparison to Ariana Grande’s album artwork, but also to all the celebrities who came before her and used chairs in the most mundane ways for their cover stories.

This photo comparison from Oh No They Didn’t is something beautiful to behold.

So I guess the sign of a true queen is the ability to both balance and innovate with basic items like stools. We are ready for our Ariana/Lady Gaga collaboration now. Thank you.

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