Category: Animal cruelty

Kevin The Kookaburra's Alleged Killer Flees Australia, And Likely Justice

The poor bird stole a chip from someone and got decapitated as a result.

Kevin The Kookaburra Was Decapitated Because A Manbaby Lost His Temper

Nothing warrants the decapitation of a kookaburra. Nothing.

Props To The Lion Who Didn't Kill This Intruder Hoping For Insta Fame

This is NOT the effing Lion King.

Tim Minchin And Ricky Gervais Arguing Over Bullfighting Is No Laughing Matter

It's deeply not funny.

If You’re Still Crying Over The Live-Action Lion King, Spare A Thought For Milo & Otis

Digital animals don't scream in terror. We hope.

Australia Hits New Low After Two Bogan Stoners Force A Possum To Smoke Weed

What is going on with all these possum-related incidents in Australia?

Aussie Teens Are Eating Live Possums On Camera Now, Which Is Extremely Normal

Something cooked is happening in Queensland.

Pauline Hanson Wants Australia To Become A Nation Of Cane Toad Bounty Hunters, For It Is Our Destiny

Finally, Australia can return to prosperity riding on the toad's back! You know, near the poison sacs!

Japan Is Doubling Down On Their Whole 'Whales Have Had It Too Good For Too Long' Policy

Because if there's one thing that will help these mighty oceanic denizens thrive, it's more harpoons in them.

It's Been A Bad Week For Our Fauna

...as we only have ourselves to blame.

Cairo Zoo Spray Paints Donkey To Look Like Zebra, And I Really Doubt That The Donkey Was Cool With That

The director of the zoo has denied the donkey painting allegations, but the internet seems to think otherwise.

If Your Year 12 Formal Doesn’t Have A Caged Tiger Sitting In The Corner Of The Gym Is It Even Worth Going To?

It happened in the US and talk about an uproar…