Category: Angry Animals

Trump Seriously Considered Using Killer Animals To Protect His Beloved Border

At least he wasn't demanding dragons, we guess?

'Untitled Goose Game' Has Definitively Proved Video Games Cause Violence, For Geese

It's basically Taxi Driver, only with De Niro replaced by a goose.

100 Vats Of Bull Jizz Exploding On An Aussie Farm Is The New 30-50 Feral Hogs

That's a whole lotta bull.

A Man Has Died After Being Swooped By A Magpie Proving The End Of Humanity Is Nigh

They’re getting smarter.

Samuel L Jackson’s Greatest On Screen Death Happened Because He Hated His Stupid Lines So, So Much

Terrible films so often give us magical, magical moments.

A Council Has Banished Its Instagram Geese And Already People Are Calling Conspiracy

"Hey, take a *gander* at this story!" - your Dad.

Australia Hits New Low After Two Bogan Stoners Force A Possum To Smoke Weed

What is going on with all these possum-related incidents in Australia?

This Octopus Attacking A Vlogger Is Darwinism In Motion

Maybe don't go around eating live octopuses if you don't want them attacking you.

Is Brisbane About To Be Invaded By Crocodiles?

Look, we always knew this day would come.

For Harambe's Sake, People, Stop Climbing Into Animal Enclosures At The Zoo

A woman in Arizona was clawed after climbing a fence for a selfie.

The Rains Have Stopped And Now Townsville Is Awaiting Their New Crocodile Overlords

Look, eventually we're going to have to return Queensland to the crocodiles, we might as well begin the process now.

A Russian Town Is Now Entirely Run By Polar Bears

Let's be honest, we all knew this day would eventually come.