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Here's The First Zombie Movie Guaranteed To Win Every Possible Oscar

Best Actor to Adam Driver for one (1) single word.

When a movie’s tagline is “The greatest zombie cast ever disassembled”, you know it’s going to be good.

When it features Bill Murray as a small-town cop, Tilda Swinton as a katana-wielding Scottish morgue worker, Iggy Pop as a zombie, RZA wearing a fake UPS cap that actually says “Wu-PS”, and Selena Gomez trying to look like a regular person, bless her, you know it’s going to be great.

When you hear the way Adam Driver says “ghouls”, you know it deserves every award known to man.

Adam Driver saying “ghouls” is my ringtone now. Adam Driver saying “ghouls” is my kink now. I’m getting a tattoo of the waveform of Adam Driver saying “ghouls” on my butt. If the asteroid hits or the actual zombies take over right now I am fine with it because I got to experience the way Adam Driver reads the line “Ghouls.”

I’d prefer to live to see it win every award known to man, but really, this is enough.

Directed by indie auteur Jim Jarmusch (Down by Law, Dead Man), it’s called The Dead Don’t Die, and also stars Steve Buscemi, Carol Kane (Kimmy Schmidt), Danny Glover, Chloe Sevigny and Caleb Landry Jones, AKA the scary brother from Get Out.

And if Get Out can win Oscars, surely an arthouse zombie movie starring everyone in the damn world can too.